Fr0stedwheaties 0 Posted August 4, 2012 Legs brokenarms a shakenI fear this breath will be the last I have takenIn the Northwest on the Tarmac,With a horde of zombies at my back,I hear shots ring from the shadowsI wish I could get, upon my toesI suck at poetry, He shot me with an AKand then another word that rhymes with AKThis was what was going through my head as I was rolling around Northwest Airfield trying to find some morphine because my bag ate my last one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 4, 2012 There once was a bandit named joe.And off to the airfield he did go.As he reached the northwestHe was shot in the chestNow his corpse helps the small flowers grow!ithankyou. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fr0stedwheaties 0 Posted August 4, 2012 well done sirYou have earned a nights dinner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) There once was a bandit named joe.And off to the airfield he did go.As he reached the northwestHe was shot in the chestNow his corpse helps the small flowers grow!And,A stealthy survivor called jonesDecided to crawl over some stones.He thought he was smart(but you know the next part)They glitched out, and crushed all of his bones.ithankyou.I'm here all week - try the fish. Edited August 4, 2012 by Bottlerocket 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fr0stedwheaties 0 Posted August 4, 2012 Im gonna start stealing these if they keep geting posted lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) A hungry young zombie called peteLoved to dine out on fresh meatHe saw a survivorAnd crept in behind herHer flesh, and her tears, tasted sweet....Urgh. I surprise myself sometimes.I can do this all night, by the way. Edited August 4, 2012 by Bottlerocket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fr0stedwheaties 0 Posted August 5, 2012 thats what she said? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rono 56 Posted August 5, 2012 A hungry young zombie called peteLoved to dine out on fresh meatHe saw a survivorAnd crept in behind herHer flesh, and her tears, tasted sweet....Urgh. I surprise myself sometimes.I can do this all night, by the way.This one is strangely erotic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZlobaRUS54 441 Posted August 5, 2012 needs more haiku! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hudson633 28 Posted August 5, 2012 Damn I didn't see this thread, I made some of my own here http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/59984-dayz-poems/They're not quite as creative though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dyne 3 Posted August 5, 2012 Infection rampantA helicopter crashesPlayers shoot on sight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
