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TO THE MOTHERFUCKING JEEP DRIVING BITCH

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THANKS FOR RUNNING ME OVER WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FRIENDLY SHOULD HAVE SHOT UR ASS AT FIRST TIME U GOT OUT OF THE CAR

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yay i win the guess-the-thread-topic game! you got run over by someone. then raged. yes, this happens in the game. oh well.

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just because you are screaming friendly in no way ensures the person you are talking to is.

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oh well, you learnt that fast moving vehicles are bad.

I guess some people just don't want their windscreens washed eh!

:D

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Looks like the OP's catlike reflexes weren't good enough.

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Next time, you'll know to pump your entire mag into the windscreen.

Remember though, Russians drive on the right (not correct) side of the road, so aim for the right portion of the windscreen when it's barreling towards you. :)

~Sol

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How bout suggesting a dive/ dodge button. A slow to reload, high energy using movement that might just save your life by getting you outta the way of oncoming traffic? Maybe even add in the risk of spraining or hurting yourself to avoid it be abused as a way of dodging bullets?

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or you could just run.

No, i want developers to make a new function in game to allow me to run just a wee bit faster for a minuscule amount of time on a cooldown; so that once in every blue moon when I even see someone driving a vehicle, I can run out in front of it to get the opportunity to use that skill.

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No, i want developers to make a new function in game to allow me to run just a wee bit faster for a minuscule amount of time on a cooldown; so that once in every blue moon when I even see someone driving a vehicle, I can run out in front of it to get the opportunity to use that skill.

fair play, you have my vote!

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Whats wrong with making suggestions for new features? Are you saying we should just accept the game as is and not question or offer feedback on any of it? It was only an idea, no need to be a troll.

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Why would you stand where he could run you over?

he writes "you are" as "ur". do you really want to assume any intelligence or capability for rational thought?

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THANKS FOR RUNNING ME OVER WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FRIENDLY SHOULD HAVE SHOT UR ASS AT FIRST TIME U GOT OUT OF THE CAR

lol he mad

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