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I went for a walk to Stary Sobor, found an M24, some AK, and an M16 with an M203 launcher.

SUDDENLY...

I hear shots.

I walk up the hill and see a guy in a ghillie suit holding a DMR.

I approach him...unsure of what I will do next....

I aim at him and when I am within earshot I type "DONT MOVE MOTHERFUCKER!"

Of course, he moves, and gets filled with lead.

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Well that was the most anti-climactic story I've read in awhile.

Grats on the gear, I guess.

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LOL Cyric. Was thinking the same thing.

I'm excited for you Fosty but man that's every day life in DayZ. Get in a car chase or a bandit gang war and that will be post-worthy.

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If only he listened, if someone told me to stay still I would comply, I would rather you take my stuff and live another day then chance being killed.

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I'm excited for you Fosty but man that's every day life in DayZ. Get in a car chase or a bandit gang war and that will be post-worthy.

My every day life is helping people find survival gear on the coastal towns.,

I came across 7 smoke grenades and 1 frag grenade while I was up at Stary, I figured I might go down to Elektro and throw them all over the place to frighten people.

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I wish I'd meet people like the OP - I would have loved to RP that shit out. Being shot in the back is aggravating but being held up (and then possibly shot) would be way cooler. I wish more "bandits" acted out their roles.

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My every day life is helping people find survival gear on the coastal towns.,

I came across 7 smoke grenades and 1 frag grenade while I was up at Stary, I figured I might go down to Elektro and throw them all over the place to frighten people.

Get on top the clock tower in Cherno (I guess any tower will do), wait for night and just start lobbing flares everywhere until the streets are bathed in a eerie red glow

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I wish I'd meet people like the OP - I would have loved to RP that shit out. Being shot in the back is aggravating but being held up (and then possibly shot) would be way cooler. I wish more "bandits" acted out their roles.

I'm not really a bandit, I just wanted to disarm him so I could leave the area safely.

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