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theres 3 people in a hospital room. one has

flesh eating virus

one has ebola

one has vCJD

they each are getting a shot by 3 different doctors.

after one doctor slips after giving one of them a shot, his needle slashes all of the people enough to transfer the virus to each of them.

lastly, after triple contaminating the needle, he stabs himself.and

a zombie virus is emerged. shortly after the entire hospital becomes slowly infected...

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theres 3 people in a hospital room. one has

flesh eating virus

one has ebola

one has vCJD

they each are getting a shot by 3 different doctors.

after one doctor slips after giving one of them a shot, his needle slashes all of the people enough to transfer the virus to each of them.

lastly, after triple contaminating the needle, he stabs himself.and

a zombie virus is emerged. shortly after the entire hospital becomes slowly infected...

I was waiting for the punchline..

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