LeOverlord 150 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) So I'm playing on my home server...Log in, grab my tractor, and start driving around...Bam, a crashed helicopter...Nice, medical supplies and a M249, just going to put that in my tractor...Decide to drive up to NEAF...As I'm passing a medium value barn when I see the srangest looking Zed...Wait, that's not a Zed, FUCK SHIT EVASIVE ACTION CAPTAIN...The player fires on me...*Bang* *bang* My engine and hull are disabled...I jump out, *bang* *bang*, EXPLOSION..!My tractor exploded...Those Chinese sons of bitches are going to pay...So I hear makarov shots, decide to take overwatch position...I see a player creep out out of the barn with a CZ550...I open up on him with my L85...He dies, but I hear more shots, then I see another player run away...Long story short...Fuck you Bob, that was my favorite tractor I've had it for a week...I'm glad your my first murder, and your friend is a dead man too... Edited August 1, 2012 by LeOverlord Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kentk94 194 Posted August 1, 2012 He thought your tractor was sexy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel 39 Posted August 1, 2012 Seriously fuck Bob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightRipper 284 Posted August 1, 2012 I'm so glad you thought this deserved its own thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mega_Death 23 Posted August 1, 2012 I'll be able to sleep better tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erik (DayZ) 61 Posted August 1, 2012 Lets start an ANTI-Bob group. Bob is a prick and will forever be hated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted August 1, 2012 I'm so glad you thought this deserved its own thread.I know right..?This probably isn't general enough to be in General Discussion... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pureevuls 4 Posted August 1, 2012 Tears to my eyes. I love bob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 92 Posted August 1, 2012 One of the best things in this game is blowing shit up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted August 1, 2012 Tears to my eyes. I love bob.I mean come on...I didn't even get to play with my shiny new SAW yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted August 1, 2012 Bob just wants to see the tractors burn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erik (DayZ) 61 Posted August 1, 2012 Bob just wants to see the tractors burnAnd so he did. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeOverlord 150 Posted August 1, 2012 I was actually really confused...Your extremely exposed in the cabin of a tractor...So he shoots my engine...Bob: Hmm kill shot or explosion...*Boom*...Hmmm good choice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
