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LeOverlord

Fuck you Bob...

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So I'm playing on my home server...

Log in, grab my tractor, and start driving around...

Bam, a crashed helicopter...

Nice, medical supplies and a M249, just going to put that in my tractor...

Decide to drive up to NEAF...

As I'm passing a medium value barn when I see the srangest looking Zed...

Wait, that's not a Zed, FUCK SHIT EVASIVE ACTION CAPTAIN...

The player fires on me...

*Bang* *bang* My engine and hull are disabled...

I jump out, *bang* *bang*, EXPLOSION..!

My tractor exploded...

Those Chinese sons of bitches are going to pay...

So I hear makarov shots, decide to take overwatch position...

I see a player creep out out of the barn with a CZ550...

I open up on him with my L85...

He dies, but I hear more shots, then I see another player run away...

Long story short...

Fuck you Bob, that was my favorite tractor I've had it for a week...

I'm glad your my first murder, and your friend is a dead man too...

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He thought your tractor was sexy.

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I'm so glad you thought this deserved its own thread.

I know right..?

This probably isn't general enough to be in General Discussion...

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Tears to my eyes. I love bob.

I mean come on...

I didn't even get to play with my shiny new SAW yet...

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I was actually really confused...

Your extremely exposed in the cabin of a tractor...

So he shoots my engine...

Bob: Hmm kill shot or explosion...

*Boom*...

Hmmm good choice...

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