Seventy 0 Posted May 25, 2012 When you're out walking in the forest with GF and spot a deer stand and think "Nice, lets check it out for awesome loot" Happned to me :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huey (DayZ) 87 Posted May 25, 2012 ..When you spawn in someone`s home @ night in real life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sminky 5 Posted May 25, 2012 ... - You dont walk along pavements/sidewalks anymore and tend to stick to the shrubary instead - You avoid stangers when outside - You start stock piling beans - You decide your school/work/gym backpack isnt big enough and you go to the shops to buy an ALICE backpack with more "slots". - You hate the sight of empty tin cans! - You stop turning on the lights in your house on a night for fear of attracting bandits. - You start to carry too many cans of soda in your backpack everytime you go out - You try to fill your water canteen up every time you go to the bathroom - You avoid long grass for fear of "crawlers" - You ditch the flares in your boat for "safer" chemlights. - You find yourself rifling through the tent display at Go Out Doors looking for loot. - You start to crouch an awful lot more. - You try to repair your car with scrap metalAdd your own.....Well Too much Day Z or that you have just gone mental. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zer 0 Posted May 25, 2012 I can honestly say I do little mind exercises when bored and will look at an area and visualize how I would navigate it in dayz assuming the people I see are zombies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senrain 148 Posted May 25, 2012 When I imagine the icons in the lower left corner of the screen in real life.Hunger is orange right now, can't wait for lunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
griffinz 2816 Posted May 25, 2012 You dream of running through woods/sneaking through towns in the dark at night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KKS3K 2 Posted May 25, 2012 When this has happend to you too:http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/345235/20120525/gamer-died-playing-diablo-3-days.htm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
proxzor 3 Posted May 25, 2012 I saw a heinz beans can laying on the street, I was happy to 'find' it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mega karaczan 2 Posted May 25, 2012 Opened a drawer today and felt a great relief to have found a box of matches. Felt so lucky : ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanrosemont 26 Posted May 25, 2012 When you scream at people having a conversation to shut the fuck up in global. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zorg_dk 30 Posted May 25, 2012 When you scream at people having a conversation to shut the fuck up in global.haha *people talk loud on the bus* - DON'T TALK ON GLOBAL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted May 26, 2012 When ur out jogging in the park & look over ur shoulder & see other joggers "Zs" getting closer........ You turn & start running backwards making a gun wit ur hands.. Singing the benny hill theme :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ND- 0 Posted May 26, 2012 when you got bored of it already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trig 1 Posted May 28, 2012 Went for a wee walk in the forest yesterday. First I saw some guy coming and first thought "did he see me?", then thought in my mind would he consider me a complete maniac if I yelled "Friendly!".Then I stalked a deer about a 100m away from me for a few minutes and thought "hey, I even have a knife on me, it could provide food".And I actually tried running crouched for a while. Not fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldblock 7 Posted May 28, 2012 You know you've played too much Day Z when...I thought this thread was going to be about that guy in Miami who just got shot by the cops while eating a guy's face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius359au (DayZ) 0 Posted May 28, 2012 When you hear flies and you think "player to loot" or "Shit someone got shot ,was it a sniper and is he still around" and you start to get ready to run in the opposite direction.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxman80 964 Posted July 27, 2012 You head straight to the beans isle when you go to Tesco.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scoobysnacks 32 Posted July 27, 2012 I've murdered three people.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UndeadAssassin 23 Posted July 27, 2012 when you see a baseball cap and shoot itwhen you drink soda cans in 2.5 secondswhen you eat caned cold sardines without a can openerwhen you try and duplicate beanswhen you sneak into firestations in hope of finding an m16when you try and put main rotor assaemblies in your backpackwhen you try to climb ladders backwardswhen your feeling weak so you ask your friend to give you a blood transfusionwhen you run through town putting flares down to distract zombiesAhhhhhhhh done my craziness is done :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakeoe (DayZ) 115 Posted July 27, 2012 When someone didn't respond to you yelling friendly so as a result you have "murders: 1"In reall life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218 Posted July 27, 2012 I can't play a normal game of Arma now without going into a building and running through my head "Beans or waterbottle or heatpack or map or compass..." The buildings are so empty now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dtkreten 1 Posted July 27, 2012 ...when you try to reload your axe after killing your neighbour :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superkush 10 Posted August 12, 2012 You accuse a store clerk of duping because he clearly has too many mountain dews 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 12, 2012 You think that an TV commercial for Heinz baked beans is actually a DayZ commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites