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Trading: Mountain Dew

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Thanks to a chance encounter with a Bandit Camp ZN is stocked with the rarest beverages in the game, and nothing is sweeter than scarcity. Entertaining all offers.

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BRO, YOU GOT A RARE DRINK THAT JUST TAKES UP A SLOT IN MY INVENTORY? BROOOOOOO

I'm willing to trade a piece of cooked meat for your 'valuable' item. That is my best offer. <3

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I've got a silenced m9 w/ 1mag, you ameniable?

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It's the rarest item in the game because nobody wanted to even touch Mountain Dew before the outbreak..

Actually I think its rare because it has a small market share in Europe whereas coke and pepsi are both fairly common.

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BRO, YOU GOT A RARE DRINK THAT JUST TAKES UP A SLOT IN MY INVENTORY? BROOOOOOO

I'm willing to trade a piece of cooked meat for your 'valuable' item. That is my best offer. <3

I never said it was valuable, just rare. I might consider it, but I have a rule against handling another guy's meat.

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I'd take it, name your price. Want it for the lulz.

Stanag SDs.

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Just drink it.

I bet if I posted a video of me drinking four mountain dews people would get madder than all those clip vids of people robbing and popping flashlight noobs.

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Damn I have stanag clips but no SD's XD

We have a similar problem.

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Actually I think its rare because it has a small market share in Europe whereas coke and pepsi are both fairly common.

Makes sense. I've seen very little Mountain Dew in stores.

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I had a Mountain Dew once... Lost it to a script kid.

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I had a Mountain Dew. In my backpack, started getting shot at by someone, so I announced over direct voice, "I'll let you kill me, just let me drink the Mountain Dew in my backpack. I've got NVGs and a GPS. Just please, let me drink the Dew."

Nice guy let me take it out, drink it, and I stood there saluting him while he walked up and busted a cap in my head. I like this guy. Quite a lot. Don't remember his name though.

EDIT: If I wasn't sure you'd just kill me and take it, I've got a blood bag and a morphine injector for that Dew of yourn. But anyway, ta ta~

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I had a Mountain Dew. In my backpack, started getting shot at by someone, so I announced over direct voice, "I'll let you kill me, just let me drink the Mountain Dew in my backpack. I've got NVGs and a GPS. Just please, let me drink the Dew."

Nice guy let me take it out, drink it, and I stood there saluting him while he walked up and busted a cap in my head. I like this guy. Quite a lot. Don't remember his name though.

EDIT: If I wasn't sure you'd just kill me and take it, I've got a blood bag and a morphine injector for that Dew of yourn. But anyway, ta ta~

We're not bandits I offered the trade in earnest. We've been hacked multiple times since then though.

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I have a career total of six Mountain Dews drank. I will cheerfully meet you for a secure trade wherein I shoot you in the face and take your Dew. I would like to have a total of seven consumed. I am positive the HIVE tracks this and will give me rare weaponz when I hit 50.

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I have a career total of six Mountain Dews drank. I will cheerfully meet you for a secure trade wherein I shoot you in the face and take your Dew. I would like to have a total of seven consumed. I am positive the HIVE tracks this and will give me rare weaponz when I hit 50.

People like you are why trade take place under the watchful eyes of snipers.

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We're not bandits I offered the trade in earnest. We've been hacked multiple times since then though.

Ahh, oh well. It's just hard to trust anyone. Thanks for not being bandits! XD

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