You know your playing too much Dayz when...

[OutLord 7]

Your in a supermarket with a trolley full of baked beans, coke and matches

[KEEPCARLM 146]

When you shoot every person you see

[Mos1ey 6301]

Cooked meat plz.

[Flip316 3]

when you are stopping by a deerstand to check loot

[Matalgirrafe 65]

When your walking down some stairs and you break your own bones

[servicestud 4]

Your in a supermarket with a trolley full of baked beans, coke and matches

Actually, my consumption of coke and beans has increased severalfold since beginning to play DayZ.

[xWildChild 30]

When you dream about making this thread, get on the forums and see you beat me by 3 mins.

[NightRipper 284]

you're in the countryside and you go into stealth mode when you hear a vehicle in the distance.

[Hinaru 96]

When you try to reload your axe trololol

[Paddy0610 278]

...hide your car in the Forrest

Edited July 31, 2012 by Paddy0610

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

When you hop out of bed to start a brand new exciting day and your legs snap beneath you.

[Boomstick (DayZ) 41]

When you close your front door accidentally breaking both your legs while your neighbor shoots you in the head for your beans.

[Sanpedro 3]

When you see you girlfriend walking through the door then scream "FRIENDLY" while chasing her down with an axe.

[eastonch@gmail.com 4]

When you fail to pitch a tent.

[Squirreli 14]

When you are shooting at people on the beach and going through their shopping bags for beans.

[ADub 1]

When cutting wood then need to stop because you've hacked 999999 times.

[Attic 9]

When you stop trying to open doors because you think the house is just a mockup anyway.

[forcryinoutloud 2]

You don't sleep! >:(

[kayakinack 57]

When you see a roach run across the floor that startles you and you shake it off as "must have been a rabbit"

[Leonidous 1]

When your hiding in some grass and your start to worry about whether or not it is rendered at a distance.

Edited July 31, 2012 by Leonidous

[avalontreman 89]

When you see an airsoft M4 and you pick it up and look around with your head while keeping the weapon pointed in one direction, noticing how it looks the same.

[Eazy-E (DayZ) 3]

When you´re tryin to zoom in via right mouse button when watching an Episode of a Lets play: DayZ on YouTube

[Bushmaster14 51]

When after a night tof drinking and talking DayZ with friends you wake up at 3am, look around the bedroom and think you are in one of those DayZ houses,realize you arent armed and start listening for zombies moaning outside the window.

[Grey Warden 90]

When you try and play Hide and Seek by going prone in the middle of a field.

[sm00tje 88]

when you have to check all windows on your way to the supermarket.

when you start talking like the military trying to meet with your friends.