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kebman

The Waiting Game

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I've had a rough day at the coast. Yet finally I find a hatchet and head inland.

I walk along the treeline, and not far ahead I spot a deer tower.

"Perfect!" I think, and head on over. But suddenly I see movement, so I immediately dive down and go prone. Somebody just went up into the tower. He was armed with what seemed like a shotgun.

"Hm" I think to myself, and then I run right over and say hello, knowing full well that the dude would be prevented from shooting over the side of the tower. *Evil laughter*

Kebman: Hi! :D How's it going?

Henrik: Hey

Kebman: Find anything?

Henrik: Nothing much.

Kebman: Too bad. :(

...

Henrik: Can you please move away from the tower while I exit?

Kebman: Why?

Henrik: Don't really trust a guy with a hatchet under the tower.

Kebman: Yes... I can see how that's a problem.

...

Henrik: So are we playing the waiting game, are we?

Kebman: I guess so. But while we wait, where you from?

Henrik: Norway!

Kebman: Oh cool, me too! :D But from where in the country?

Henrik: Hønefoss. But listen, you wouldn't kill a fellow countryman, would you?

Kebman: Oslo. No, you're right. I'm not that bad. :) This is your lucky day, I guess.

Thus I happily run away. The next thing I hear is "BOOM", and the next thing I see is "You are dead".

So much for being a dick.

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