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If I was in an apocalypse survival situation I would...

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Start a cult that worshipped me as the prophet of their salvation (idiots)... Only to have my throat slit by one of my brain washed sex slaves in my sleep (now im the idiot)

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Start a cult that worshipped me as the prophet of their salvation (idiots)... Only to have my throat slit by one of my brain washed sex slaves in my sleep (now im the idiot)

I recommend trying this pre-apocalypse, as most individuals who survive for extended periods of time in dire circumstances aren't dumb. They're resourceful and generally intelligent. That's why they survive when others don't.

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You know the really sad thing is I have my own evacuation plan, multiple lists of useful items, I have even pushed myself running down the street to see how far I can go before I have to stop, I have everyday items in and around my room/house that I can easily be used as bludgeoning weapons including my nunchucks :D

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sing the carebear song! For here I come to your aid! I would greet everyone with a smile and "What ails you"? And throw a can of coke before you choke on those sad tears of yours. Then this sudden sound, more like a bang, and that gentle touch when being looted by those thugs.

Ehum... well I would at least try to help peoples if it wasn't obvious that they would pose an unacceptable threat. Watch them from afar before acting.

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Learn to forum or GTFO.

This is not a suggestion, and does not belong in the suggestions section.

Reported for move.

~Sol

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Moved to General Discussion.

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Learn to forum or GTFO.

This is not a suggestion, and does not belong in the suggestions section.

Reported for move.

~Sol

Watch out we got a bad-ass over here! :facepalm:

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