Computer Antivirus

[guidez 180]

I just had to say this: Fixing up a computer for someone. They have the most protected computer in the world. It has Threatfire, Norton, Verizon Security, Windows Defender, Spy Doctor, and AVG, all running at the same time. It's so protected, they couldn't even use it. #$%#$Q%@#%^

[Drogur (DayZ) 169]

lol

[chunkeymonkey79 86]

Erm, what? My friend's dad is a security freak (he thinks that opening up a random web page will give you a virus...), and even he doesn't have that many programs.

[kawaiigirl42069666xxxxxx 34]

I'm a security freak, and I don't run any antivirus at all.

Because I have commom sense.

[Regicide 111]

I bet all his RAM and CPU usage is tied up. That comp wouldn't need a virus, it's probably slow as molasses regardless.

[Kyrator 11]

I hate people like that "Don't go on this site it might give you a virus!" "Don't download stuff it might be a virus!" even if it's steam....

Really all you need would be avast(or your equivelant and Malwarebytes.

[Incompatibility 4]

I bet all his RAM and CPU usage is tied up. That comp wouldn't need a virus, it's probably slow as molasses regardless.

You're slower than molasses going uphill in January!

[guidez 180]

That's not that half of it: It's a freaking Pentium D (single core) with 1GB RAM and integrated video running Vista Ultimate 32bit WITH Aero.

[Regicide 111]

You're slower than molasses going uphill in January!

Sorry, sometimes my Southern-ness can take over my posts :P

[Regicide 111]

That's not that half of it: It's a freaking Pentium D (single core) with 1GB RAM and integrated video running Vista Ultimate 32bit WITH Aero.

God bless you sir.

EDIT: Apologies for the x2 post :(

Edited July 28, 2012 by Velocirapetor

[xReladinx 9]

Too bad antivirus programs hate each other so it probably doesn't do him much good. How does he even do anything on that anyways?

[guidez 180]

That's why he gave it to me: He couldn't do anything with it anymore. About 45 minutes into this and getting the last anti-virus off. He probably thought his computer was slow from a virus, so he installed anti-virus. When it got slower, he installed more anti-virus

[Incompatibility 4]

Sorry, sometimes my Southern-ness can take over my posts :P

Oh I was hoping that you realized what game that quote was from. Pyschonauts ftw!