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I just had to say this: Fixing up a computer for someone. They have the most protected computer in the world. It has Threatfire, Norton, Verizon Security, Windows Defender, Spy Doctor, and AVG, all running at the same time. It's so protected, they couldn't even use it. #$%#$Q%@#%^

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Erm, what? My friend's dad is a security freak (he thinks that opening up a random web page will give you a virus...), and even he doesn't have that many programs.

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I bet all his RAM and CPU usage is tied up. That comp wouldn't need a virus, it's probably slow as molasses regardless.

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I hate people like that "Don't go on this site it might give you a virus!" "Don't download stuff it might be a virus!" even if it's steam....

Really all you need would be avast(or your equivelant and Malwarebytes.

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I bet all his RAM and CPU usage is tied up. That comp wouldn't need a virus, it's probably slow as molasses regardless.

You're slower than molasses going uphill in January!

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That's not that half of it: It's a freaking Pentium D (single core) with 1GB RAM and integrated video running Vista Ultimate 32bit WITH Aero.

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You're slower than molasses going uphill in January!

Sorry, sometimes my Southern-ness can take over my posts :P

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That's not that half of it: It's a freaking Pentium D (single core) with 1GB RAM and integrated video running Vista Ultimate 32bit WITH Aero.

God bless you sir.

EDIT: Apologies for the x2 post :(

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Too bad antivirus programs hate each other so it probably doesn't do him much good. How does he even do anything on that anyways?

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That's why he gave it to me: He couldn't do anything with it anymore. About 45 minutes into this and getting the last anti-virus off. He probably thought his computer was slow from a virus, so he installed anti-virus. When it got slower, he installed more anti-virus

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Sorry, sometimes my Southern-ness can take over my posts :P

Oh I was hoping that you realized what game that quote was from. Pyschonauts ftw!

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