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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!

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So I respawn near Cherno and decide to have a little [a fuckload] of fun on direct coms.

I run to the church [the one where you can get on the roof] screaming at this guy. he doesn't shoot me because I'm unarmed.

Suddenly I hear "You do know we're watching you at all times. Leave the area immediately"

The first thing that popped into my mind was 'Look out, we've got a badass over here'

I knew that he was on the roof straight away.

So I climb up and roll towards him. Check his backpack for a weapon but there isn't any.

I ask on direct coms saying "How's it going?"

He turns around and you know what he does?

He shoots me.

Lmfao.

[inb4 I get the hilarious posts of "no one cares" and "cool story bro". Looool]

Oh, the waves of everything comes by. Dadaada...

EDIT: Just ask yourselves this. "Will I become satisfied if I post these things? Am I stating the obvious?" etc.

[Obviously this thing was completely make believe. I just wanted to get reactions. Derp.]

Why are people still replying?

EDIT: WHAT COMES BEFORE POTATO?!

Edited by Inception.

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do you know what dayz is?

and wtf did you think was gonna happen? how much paranoia do you get from playing this game and anyone else? hell, id kill you too if you sneaked up on me, and you would have killed him yourself since you were looking for a gun, he got you and you got mad.

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do you know what dayz is?

No, I don't know what the thing that I have been playing for the last few months is.

God, the ignorance is appalling.

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Cool.

You must feel so awesome right now, don't you? Lool

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NO ONE CARES.

I'm not blind, nor does caps get your point across.

How do you feel about that?

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Boring OP.

Go away please.

-MONSTER

'Twas a matter of perspective.

Who's forcing you to read?

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I'm not blind, nor does caps get your point across.

How do you feel about that?

Oh the irony.

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do you know what dayz is?

and wtf did you think was gonna happen? how much paranoia do you get from playing this game and anyone else? hell, id kill you too if you sneaked up on me, and you would have killed him yourself since you were looking for a gun, he got you and you got mad.

Also...

1. I wasn't looking for a gun. Where the fuck do you pull that from?

2. I'm not mad. Jesus people, how dumb are you?

Lol?

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You are by responding :(

-MONSTER

You are by responding :(

-MONSTER

Thank you.

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Oh the irony.

I didn't have a point to make, thus your comment is invalid.

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never post on here again.

Sorry man, that's not going to happen. Anything else I can help you with?

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Why are you still posting.

Why are you still posting.

Normally sentences with "Why" to start off with are questions, no?

Why is there a period in your sentence?

^ good example of correct punctuation, my friend.

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Sorry man, that's not going to happen. Anything else I can help you with?

Stop trying to troll people and try contribute something constructive to these forums please.

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Normally sentences with "Why" start off with are questions, no?

Why is there a period in your sentence?

^ good example of correct punctuation, my friend.

I will give you all my beans for the day to stop posting.

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Stop trying to troll people and try contribute something constructive to these forums please.

Oh, the ignorance.

Perhaps you should do some digging before posting that command.

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Normally sentences with "Why" to start off with are questions, no?

Why is there a period in your sentence?

^ good example of correct punctuation, my friend.

If only you put forth this much effort into making good threads.

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If only you put forth this much effort into making good threads.

Something tells me you've only read this thread of mine. Hmm.

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If only you put forth this much effort into making good threads.

Yes, because feeding the troll is smart. If people stop posting, so will he.

-MONSTER

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