Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 Though the past few weeks have been a bountiful harvest for 'hackers', we must not forget that this mod affords us a number of opportunities to ensnare and harass other players outside the purview of technical breaches that currently besiege the promise of hard earned lulz.Please let this thread be the avenue by which all other DayZ players share tales of other players they have caught without the means to defend themselves and how you exploited/harassed/murdered/4thelulz them for your own gratification.Though the FRATERNITY OF BANDITS has been sullied by scripts/hackers/etc, do not let that deter those of us who have victimized others for the lulz without aid other than our own volition to ruin a player's day.Now is your time.Just let it all out... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 I'll start...A man wielding an axe ran near me. Upon threats of violence if the terribly dangerous weaponw as not relinquished, he relented and dropped the weapon while cautionary shots were fired at his feet.When told he would be my 'slave', a squeaky voice replied, "Ok!"A bullet was not content to be fired near his feet......but into his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZR_Mikhail 2424 Posted July 26, 2012 I hate you bandits! I'll find you campsite and kill you!!! - my roleplay character says.Thanks fro legit banditizm. Have ny beans :beans:, sir, and my respect for not using hacks. - says me :) , the DayZ fan, who understands, that without bandits DayZ would get pacifistic lameness :)Cheers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 I hate you bandits! I'll find you campsite and kill you!!! - my roleplay character says.Thanks fro legit banditizm. Have ny beans :beans:, sir, and my respect for not using hacks. - says me :) , the DayZ fan, who understands, that without bandits DayZ would get pacifistic lameness :)Cheers.You will not be spared. My food/water will not fetch itself. For that, we require 'helpful retrievers'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mooseocalypse 59 Posted July 26, 2012 Another player and I were running along the coast West towards Cherno. He calls out on chat "you friendly?" I tell him "yeah until I find a weapon." he says not if he gets one first. We both run into the Cherno construction site, me slightly in the lead, and there's a hatchet on the ground. I beat him to it by just a few steps. I wield it, he turns to run, I'm a few steps behind him now. He takes a turn down a hallway blocked by razor wire. He tries to vault it. I hack away at him, splitting bones. He goes down on the other side of the wire. He crawls away desperately as I try to vault. I finally get over. Scream "told you I wasn't friendly, bitch!" as I bludgeon his head and torso. Justin was killed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spunkmire 36 Posted July 26, 2012 can someone please close this unpleasant thread ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mooseocalypse 59 Posted July 26, 2012 can someone please close this unpleasant thread !You'll wise up to the true nature of DayZ soon enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 can someone please close this unpleasant thread !There is nothing unplesant here, only true bandits (occasional or full-time) relishing the memories of fleeting victims.It is an honor for helpless players to serve COOL SAM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snort (DayZ) 340 Posted July 26, 2012 "Legitimate Edgy Teenager Thread / AKA Legitimate Pre-pubes & People that watch too much Dexter"It's k kids. You'll get out of that phase when you finally realize being a dick to people doesn't actually make you look cool or hip, it just makes you look like a dick.I'm all for bandits in game, but these stories are so light weight and you think you're the lord of darkness's offspring.As I said, you'll get out of this phase soon enough. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snort (DayZ) 340 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Scream "told you I wasn't friendly, bitch!" as I bludgeon his head and torso. Edited July 26, 2012 by Snort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revilo 156 Posted July 26, 2012 Get a load of this one guys.This one time I was near Cherno, maybe 100-200 metres, on my way there I spot a group of survivors grouping up ready to tackle the beast, I walk up to them (I'm harmless) and say "HEY GUYS I'M FRIENDLY" (Lol I'm not hehe, I know I'm evil) and basically we go into cherno, and I find a hatchet just laying on the ground, I walk up behind one of the friendly survivors and yell "I TRICKED U BITCH" and hit him (probs took off a solid 5k blood) I mean, can you believe how completely off the rails I am, that I just hit a guy and took off 5k blood? after I said I was friendly? Fuck that guy must have been so mad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mooseocalypse 59 Posted July 26, 2012 "Legitimate Edgy Teenager Thread / AKA Legitimate Pre-pubes & People that watch too much Dexter"It's k kids. You'll get out of that phase when you finally realize being a dick to people doesn't actually make you look cool or hip, it just makes you look like a dick.II'm all for bandits in game, but these stories are so light weight and you think you're the lord of darkness's offspring.As I said, you'll get out of this phase soon enough.You're taking this thread, and players' actions in this game, a little too seriously. You should realize that this is about fun and escapism, not a reflection of somone's most perverted desires. A large number of DayZ players have reached the point where they would rather let loose and screw around than take 'surviving' seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revilo 156 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) You're taking this thread, and players' actions in this game, a little too seriously. You should realize that this is about fun and escapism, not a reflection of somone's most perverted desires. A large number of DayZ players have reached the point where they would rather let loose and screw around than take 'surviving' seriously.shut up faggotowned Edited July 26, 2012 by Revilo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 "Legitimate Edgy Teenager Thread / AKA Legitimate Pre-pubes & People that watch too much Dexter"It's k kids. You'll get out of that phase when you finally realize being a dick to people doesn't actually make you look cool or hip, it just makes you look like a dick.I'm all for bandits in game, but these stories are so light weight and you think you're the lord of darkness's offspring.As I said, you'll get out of this phase soon enough.A sardonic retort from the moral high ground of age and wisdom!How so very adorable.Rest assured, no 'dark passenger' lurks within. As I said, the food won't fetch itself and defenseless survivors make for mighty fine retrievers...until they disobey.Feel free to snark and snipe from your perch. A yappy survivor screams twice as loud. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snort (DayZ) 340 Posted July 26, 2012 A sardonic retort from the moral high groundFeel free to snark and snipe from your perch. A yappy survivor screams twice as loud. :)I don't believe what you're doing is wrong, I myself am a bandit. I was basically just mocking you for what you consider to be trickery and nifty banditry, when it's just common behavior among assholes such as ourselves."I like, totally pulled the wool over his eyes. I told him I was friendly, and I wasn't"You're not even a clever or mildly amusing type of bandit, just a dickhead.Set up traps, devise plots to destroy people's bases, get an army of slaves, do something impressive then come back to this pathetic excuse of a thread."I had this guy, and he like, totally was gonna be my slave, then I shot him"One hell of a story there. That was great.Why the hell would you do that? Not only does that serve no purpose, it just wastes ammunition, time, resources, and a fucking slave.Again, you're not a clever or nifty bandit. Just a fucking mongoloid trying to get his kill count up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 I don't believe what you're doing is wrong, I myself am a bandit. I was basically just mocking you for what you consider to be trickery and nifty banditry, when it's just common behavior among assholes such as ourselves."I like, totally pulled the wool over his eyes. I told him I was friendly, and I wasn't"You're not even a clever or mildly amusing type of bandit, just a dickhead.Set up traps, devise plots to destroy people's bases, get an army of slaves, do something impressive then come back to this pathetic excuse of a thread."I had this guy, and he like, totally was gonna be my slave, then I shot him"One hell of a story there. That was great.Why the hell would you do that? Not only does that serve no purpose, it just wastes ammunition, time, resources, and a fucking slave.Again, you're not a clever or nifty bandit. Just a fucking mongoloid trying to get his kill count up.I digress, the thread is/was geared for others to share their perverse tales. Apologies if it does not agree with your sensible palate. No need for personal attacks, sir.A bullet spent on a slave is not a wasted resource, and a kill count is an arbitrary distraction. The thrill of the hunt is what counts.Bearing that in mind, a small story.We captured two slaves last night. Lucky catch really. Drove along Cherno in the Slave Wagon...found two fresh spawns running along the coast. All their running and racket caught the attention of nearby Zeds. We did what any sensible slavers would do, we feigned rescue. "You guys sure are lucky we found you when we did.""Holy shit thanks. Where are we going?" the slave asked."Taking you to our base. Get you guys geared."So we drove back to Bolota, parked in Hangar 1. We slavers always feel its proper to at least give our newest acquisitions a fair and honest rundown of their disposition once they're in our possession."We have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're alive and in our care. The bad news is that you're our slaves and we will not hesitate to kill you for disobedience. We'll fix you up, and if you're good, you'll be fed and watered. If you're bad..."Our driver tends to be a little rough on our vehicles and we do our best to maintain them to the best of our ability. Sometimes this necessitates checking the suspension."Lay on the ground. Both of you." The slaves laid parallel to one another. The vehicle purred back to life and promptly rolled over our slave's legs, breaking them."You have a choice, crawl to away into uncertainty or stay here...to dance."Neither crawled away.After a quick patch, they were up dancing to 'Kung Fu Fighting'.Then their friends arrived... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 26, 2012 Example of Kung Fu Slaving. The barometer to gauge which slaves are obedient and those which have to be put down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larce 8 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Some of my crimes on video.... <--- I had actually killed the same guy not more then 5 minutes earlier here > <-- Some poor slob weaponless inc the woods.... Edited July 26, 2012 by Larce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 26, 2012 If killing for the sake of killing makes you happy , do it i say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 27, 2012 Some of my crimes on video.... <--- I had actually killed the same guy not more then 5 minutes earlier here > <-- Some poor slob weaponless inc the woods....Time to graduate to lulzy slavery, good sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cool Sam 4 Posted July 27, 2012 Terribly lippy, that Camyren. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
