I would like to see Bathroom Mechanics

[dekronv 0]

We eat tons of beans and drink loads of soda and canteens full of water. Where does all of it go?

Add two new icons (or 1) to monitor shit and piss levels. You have to relieve yourself and will be vulnerable during this time. Now, imagine your piss/shit meters flashing (you gotta go bad) while you're running from zombies/bandits/dickfacemurderers and you do not have the ability to relieve yourself. Ahh, you just shit/pissed your pants and now zombies can smell your nasty ass and track you easier. Your only course of action is to wash yourself in a pond or some other water source.

Additionally, when you drop a deuce or piss, your pile stays for a while and you can be tracked this way. This also gives us a chance against the camping fucktard snipers because they will need to piss and shit as well causing them to move spots occasionally.

[thatcommiekid 57]

Really bro? Thats just silly this isnt the sims. Tracking however makes sense.

Edited July 24, 2012 by thatcommiekid

[MaxxOrion 5]

You should really research a topic before you post. This is a repost of a repost etc...

[NoRegrets 495]

[BlazeN'Chronic 51]

lol, i would love to be walking thought the woods and stumble apon a dude droppin a duce... could you imagine setting up shit perimeters, where theres a wall of shit, cross at your own risk ;) the new age barb wire ;)

[thatcommiekid 57]

Why?

[Zeromentor 169]

1. Search Function.

2. If I use the bathroom in real life, and that takes time from me using the game, why should my ingame character also have to go to the bathroom? That'd be double the time gone. Like I have to sleep in real life, why should I have to sleep ingame? Similar argument.

I know you didn't ask for sleep, but it is a similar argument. There just isn't a reason for it. This isn't "SimZ". Although... Maybe there should be?

[dekronv 0]

It's not the Sims? Thanks for clarifying that, Herp. You have to eat in the Sims too, guess you better remove that option too dumbshit.

As for a repost, I searched for bathroom, shit, piss, restroom and all with no luck.

It's not just to "go to the bathroom" - it's too add another dynamic to the game - make you vulnerable for a few moments, to be tracked, force snipers to not camp for hours in the same spot, etc., etc.

Edit: Zero, not directed at you.

Edited July 24, 2012 by dekronv

[knaxx 4]

YES and lets actually have to make beds and use the tents to sleep and find a can opener or sharp rock to open cans. OHH and recycle bins. We can implement a "Keep Chenarus Green" committee to take out all that trash that is laying around. Implement more diseases so that when you sleep you can have night sweats and playable nightmares but then you wake up and realize that your body was too cold because of not enough blankets and you caught hypothermia and died in your sleep.

There is officially only useless content in this thread.

/thread.

[dekronv 0]

YES and lets actually have to make beds and use the tents to sleep and find a can opener or sharp rock to open cans. OHH and recycle bins. We can implement a "Keep Chenarus Green" committee to take out all that trash that is laying around. Implement more diseases so that when you sleep you can have night sweats and playable nightmares but then you wake up and realize that your body was too cold because of not enough blankets and you caught hypothermia and died in your sleep.

There is officially only useless content in this thread.

/thread.

Yes, and let's stop running/walking/bleeding/etc. because that's all simulation too as well. Sleeping is ridiculous, absolutely, but you fucking blackout from blood loss too. Too extreme? No, another dynamic, it makes you vulnerable. Yes, recycle bins, because that's what everyone thinks about it a post-apoc world, isn't it?

I'm not suggesting this for a simulation, but another aspect of survival. You're vulnerable if you're in the middle of a big shit.

[Womb Raider 92]

Been posted 500 times before, use the search function.

[dekronv 0]

Been posted 500 times before, use the search function.

As said above, I did. There were no results for "piss", "shit", "bathroom" and "restroom". I did, however, only search this forum since it is the suggestions forum.

[knaxx 4]

Yes, and let's stop running/walking/bleeding/etc. because that's all simulation too as well. Sleeping is ridiculous, absolutely, but you fucking blackout from blood loss too. Too extreme? No, another dynamic, it makes you vulnerable. Yes, recycle bins, because that's what everyone thinks about it a post-apoc world, isn't it?

I'm not suggesting this for a simulation, but another aspect of survival. You're vulnerable if you're in the middle of a big shit.

What is the detriments of not taking that shit? Passing out? Kidney stones? Hobbling around with your cheeks clenched? Survival is not taking a shit on a timed basis. "Oh h.o guys my shit timer is going off I have to leave the AF before I start running around like a fucking idiot and zeds are attracted to the smell of my shit."

Edited July 24, 2012 by TheEighthDay

[Zeromentor 169]

Okay, just a quick search with the search function and I find:

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/41589-having-to-go-to-the-bathroom/page__hl__bathroom

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/26563-shitpiss-system/page__hl__bathroom

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/15999-using-the-bathroom/page__hl__bathroom

That's using, "bathroom" in the Suggestions Forum, on those are on the 1st page.

[AllByMyself 6]

Don't know if being trolled, or user just stupid?

[dekronv 0]

Don't know if being trolled, or user just stupid?

Neither, but as clearly can be seen, you're a fucking idiot.

[GexAlmighty 54]

yeah as has been said, the fact that you yourself have to move away from the screen to go do your business already compensates for that, just imagine that your character is laying bricks while you are on the pan if you just want it for realism sake

[dekronv 0]

yeah as has been said, the fact that you yourself have to move away from the screen to go do your business already compensates for that, just imagine that your character is laying bricks while you are on the pan if you just want it for realism sake

If you don't log out to go take a shit, then you deserve to die.

[GexAlmighty 54]

If you don't log out to go take a shit, then you deserve to die.

Unless there is something seriously wrong with my mod installation, it takes me a good 4 minuits to load up after i log into a server. when you consider how easy it is to hide in this game for 40 seconds or so, its really not worth the time i would have to spend sitting there with a black screen

[unclegus 21]

Speaking of piss, you are surely taking it, no?

[freeman83 51]

+1