So I stole a bike and then science

[Ullfr 25]

Was running through NWAF looking for a pair of NVGs, when I noticed a bike rather perfectly parked in front of the runway.

I posted up about 150m away in a copse of trees and had my trusty m24 ready to cap this guy.

Waited about 20 minutes, with no sign, and figured I'd take it for a joyride. Immediately started driving as far north as I could in search of the highest mountain I could ride down.

Found my mountain and pedaled as fast as I could to the top, was about to turn around and see if I could push past 70 when I noticed a group of tents. They had all of the goodies, bear traps, nvgs, tents, bear traps, gps, 95% of the guns available, and lots of ammo for all of them. Helped myself to a ghillie suit, one of the tents, an m16 with a 203, a .50 cal sniper rifle, NVGs, rangefinders, the works. Then I noticed that one tent had 10 satchel charges.

It was time for science.

The question: Do tents blow up?

The experiment:Placed all 10 satchel charges at 5 meter intervals.

The result: A mushroom cloud far larger than I was expecting, and 8 flattened tents. (The Mythbusters would be proud.)

Conclusion: Don't store the means to blow up your camp in your camp.

Now I'm treated to the sight of a ghillied sniper with a .50 cal on his back riding around ringing the bell like a four year old girl. This game is awesome.

[i_deadly_i 10]

BEANS

[MrBrook 1]

It would be funny if you would of gotten shot while riding your bike. The guy takes you suit and .50 Cal than ride's the bike you had to sun down. xD

[[email protected] 43]

I found a bike yesterday, then the server restarted. As soon as I logged in my clan mate rushed for the bike and stole it :(

poor bikey.

[Hendrix27 54]

You sir, have made my day.

[- Valkyrie - 89]

Why did this come up my mind immediately after I read your thread name.

Btw, I rofled. Good Job there.

PS: No, I'm not fucking racist. Its a joke.

[Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117]

Now I'm just jealous that I still haven't found a bike.

[zython (DayZ) 196]

In my mind the bike in question is a tricycle.

[Josh225 129]

Oh the fun i would have with 10 Satchels......