What's Funniest thing you did in DayZ

[evansaidhi 2]

Mine was tonight i was in the NE airfield and i heard some shots so i went to go see what it was

Turned out 4 bandits where chasing this group of survivors

unfortunately they killed the survivors

so i watched them for a while they loaded up there loot and put it in there military jeep and went to the town below to loot some more

i saw them jump out of there jeep and run into a barn and kill some zombies so i ran straight for there jeep and took off to the airfield horn a blazin

They heard me and i saw in the chat

"By car"

"we will miss you"

so i decided to have a lil more fun i saw that there where foloing me so i started to do laps in the airfield attracting zombies then i b lined it right towards them

soon they where infested with zombies 1 of them died from a zombie

i ran over another and for the other two i just left since they where shooting M16s at me

Twaz a good night :D

then i blew up by hitting a tree......:dodgy:

So whats your story

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[skulkingfox 8]

THAT WAS AMAZING!

This just happened a few minutes ago.

It was pitch-black and I could see on the blood indicator that I was dying of thirst. I didn't have much time. I looked out from the hillside to see a couple of flares had been struck up by the beach. Hoping for the best, I checked both of them and found a sole survivor named "Gleep" kneeling near one of the Flares. I needed to make this quick, bandits love to check out flares.

"Gleep, don't shoot, I'm a friendly. I'm dying of thirst and I need one of your canteens."

...

Just my luck. He was AFK. The way I saw it, I didn't have a choice and I couldn't risk waiting for any other survivors or bandits to show up. God knows where the hell the nearest water pump is, especially in the dark. I raised my winchester and fired a round into the back of his head. I searched his body, took a couple of pistol magazines, a water bottle and two cans of food.

"Did you just kill him for his water bottle?"

Someone had heard the shot, way off in the distance.

"I didn't have a choice, I was dying."

"Well played."

Yup... Killed an innocent man for his water bottle.

[evansaidhi 2]

you know u can look in his Inv without killing him ;(

[Zarlak 339]

I killed an AFK guy once, he came back and said 'thanks faggot, I was on the toilet'

I'm sorry. How rude of me, I should have known. I'll ask every prone person lay in my sniping spot in future if they are on the toilet before I shoot them.

[silenced (DayZ) 5]

Not really fun, but amazing in it's own way.

Was low on blood, falling down to 2500, falling down to 2200, lowest point was 1800. So I ventured from town to town, in the middle of the night (pre-temperature involvement), blurry sight, nothing to eat, nothing to drink, only my Makarov, 3 Magazines, no map, a few flares and a few chemlights. My only orientation: that paved road and the power grid running along on the right side. Didn't have a clue WHERE I am, just knew that I ran into a bunch of Zeds since I'm always leaving the coast ASAP.

After a while and several temporal fallovers due to low blood I stumbled into a road sign, it read: Козловка. Fine, I'm in Kozlovka, carefully sneaking around I gather as much food as possible, eating it instantly to get back some blood. Moving towards the exit, a sign tells me: this way to Дрoжино. Good, let's move along, or, stumble along, seeing almost nothing and falling down every now and then. Reaching Дрoжино I continue getting as much food as possible and avoiding Zeds as good as possible. Crawling prone has a positive side effect: you don't fall down due to low blood.

Next road sign tells me: Зеленогорск this way! Ok, let's move along. Sneaking and getting already mad in the head due to the blurred sight all the time, only recognizing schemes and relying more on my ears than anything else I get my blood pressure back up to around 3200, still everything blurred, even found some CZ magazines and more Makarov magazines.

But then it happend ... seems like all the beans I ate asked for their tribute. A Zed gets me from behind and pummels me to death. Trying to be as silent as possible it seems like my digesting system made a few loud noises, compromising my position and finally presenting me to the next world.

But I have to say: walking around in THAT state is like a good trip, everyone should do something like that at least once. It's a good experience.