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Inception.

My FIRST encounter with a hacker.

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What? It cannot be!

Don't worry, I am currently playing on a US server.

So basically I spawn at Komoravo and I see the large wall of flame. Naturally I know this is a hacker so I sprint towards it :D

I then see literally 26 crashed Helis and 11 flyable ones.

The hacker stares at me and says "Would you like a lift somewhere?"

Being the lazy whore I am I tell him to fly to the NWAF and if there are any crashed heli loot spots, land near them.

So we fly and fly away, until I spot one heli. I tell him to land close to it.

He goes in for the landing, but I notice he's still going at high speeds.

Fuck. So he crashes it and dies, but I somehow survive.

I run to the crashed heli and loot it. Well, all I get is an Enfield and one bandage.

So I sprint all the way to the NWAF.

I take it on with my lovely Enfield but there is no loot nor players.

DUNN DUNN DUNN

Morale of the story: SHUT UP AND DRIVE

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