DayZ Super Supreme Special with more Awesome Sauce

[twix (DayZ) 24]

Here's my order for a special super supreme combo to make DayZ even more zizzling hottt... Below are the list of toppinzz..

1. Walletz - Holds ur money and bank cards.

2. Phone Boothz/Telephonz - Call a survivor to bandage those wounds. Survivors can enlist in database of known helpers via the computer database.

3. ATM Machinzz - Check on mah bank balance and shit and get robbed at night. Dependin on the amount retrieved from the machine that many zombies spawn so be weary and those pesky bandits. Not lootable.

4. Televisionz - Just some random shit to add to the atmosphere.

5. Chernarus Music Station - Something to add to the ambienz kinda like the Stalker shit.

6. Vending Machinzz - Start ur own mountain dew business with these jewels. These sodas keep ur body cool through the blazzin heat.

7. Safes / Currenzy - lootable safes to hold ur moneyzz. Not so safe afterall.

8. Computerz - viewable objectives unique to survivors and bandits alike downloaded in real time from the DayZ database. Bandit on Bandit warfare bring it on.

9. First Aid Kit - pack ur shit tight into a box without worrying about ur inventory space.

10. Disinfectant - u want to disinfect that knife once in a while boi. those wounds don't look after yo.

11. Pocket Knives/ Can Openers/ Bottle Openers

12. Batteries / Chargers - charge ur flashlights for maximum viewing pleasure.

13. Metal Detectors - To detect ur hidden underground porno stashes

14. Babes Magazine - Calmness to the maxXx.

15. Lunch Box - More beanzz in mah box cause im badazz.

16. Hygiene Meter - U run into an infected or got shot at, well ur blood stained clothes gonna get u sick soon brah. Got to stash up on clothes yo.

17. Insanity Meter - Those survivor kills are taking a toll on ur sanity. Need to find those rare ass porno magazines asap.

18. Gas Masks - Cause im badazz and i want to hide my identity and not get infected.

19. Weather Tracker - Track the weather so u can plan ur next move. Do u get soaked or do u stick to the tree line to avoid the blazzzzin heat...

20. DayZ Pizza Delivery - U got an order for a pizza only to find out its been looted. No worries. Keep track of ur orders so u know if ur shit be rollin to its destination or bring ur clan to hunt some pizza bandits.

Fo shizzle??

[thatcommiekid 57]

You lost me at money... NO BEANS FOR YOU!!!

Edited July 23, 2012 by thatcommiekid

[vesmo 21]

I lol'd

[LeOverlord 150]

O.o

​_RE^AL_LY _DO^OD_?

[thatcommiekid 57]

O.o

​_RE^AL_LY _DO^OD_?

​_RE^AL_LY

[LeOverlord 150]

<posts exactly what I put...>

I'm...

Finding you rather annoying...

<_<...

[thatcommiekid 57]

I'm...

Finding you rather annoying...

<_<...

You asked. I answerd :D.... :beans:

[LeOverlord 150]

You asked. I answerd :D.... :beans:

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:ph34r: <ninja beans> :beans:

[thatcommiekid 57]

[clever 12]

The fact you put a Z at the end of most of the suggestions sickens me.

[3rdparty 229]

money?!

sorry let me expand that, seeing as i felt the shock wasnt well transcribed into my response.

a non lootable atm machine? to check on your bank balance?

im sorry matey, i really dont like having a go at peeps for suggestions but are you out of your fucking mind?

or are you the mad king of trolls? ive been waiting for you.

Edited July 23, 2012 by 3rdParty

[LeOverlord 150]

Aww...

Work internetz says you linked me to porn...

Now imma have to talk ta da big boss man...

Edited July 23, 2012 by LeOverlord

[vesmo 21]

money?!

sorry let me expand that, seeing as i felt the shock wasnt well transcribed into my response.

a non lootable atm machine? to check on your bank balance?

im sorry matey, i really dont like having a go at peeps for suggestions but are you out of your fucking mind?

or are you the mad king of trolls? ive been waiting for you.

If that was a troll attempt, I would hardly call it the king of trolls. More like 4/10.

[twix (DayZ) 24]

money?!

sorry let me expand that, seeing as i felt the shock wasnt well transcribed into my response.

a non lootable atm machine? to check on your bank balance?

im sorry matey, i really dont like having a go at peeps for suggestions but are you out of your fucking mind?

or are you the mad king of trolls? ive been waiting for you.

why not. Surely it's not really a necessity just like all the rare guns when u can go about surviving with just an enfield. banks and casinos are one way to acquire money. Sure money has no value in an apocalytic setting, but all them damn machines don't really know that. So i was guessing for a start u can use them in vending machines. Once the community starts "feeding" the vending machine more items become available in the machine and it affects loot spots in a certain way at the given location. Eg: Vending machine at Berezino - holds pepsi, coke, mountain dew. After $500 the vending machine now gets whiskey, cigarettes, lighters. Supermarkets now have a rare chance of spawnin items in the vending machine. After $1000 the machine dispenses more luxury goods to say like spectacles and clothes. This is just a thought and not trolling.

[3rdparty 229]

If that was a troll attempt, I would hardly call it the king of trolls. More like 4/10.

The mad king of trolls!

well i dont usually rate trolls, id give him at least 6/10 for making 20 points.

[3rdparty 229]

why not. Surely it's not really a necessity just like all the rare guns when u can go about surviving with just an enfield. banks and casinos are one way to acquire money. Sure money has no value in an apocalytic setting, but all them damn machines don't really know that. So i was guessing for a start u can use them in vending machines. Once the community starts "feeding" the vending machine more items become available in the machine and it affects loot spots in a certain way at the given location. Eg: Vending machine at Berezino - holds pepsi, coke, mountain dew. After $500 the vending machine now gets whiskey, cigarettes, lighters. Supermarkets now have a rare chance of spawnin items in the vending machine. After $1000 the machine dispenses more luxury goods to say like spectacles and clothes. This is just a thought and not trolling.

No no no! This is every shade of wrong!

This game is striving for realism, not building up experiences levels, or unlocking new items. Not to mention in the real world peeps would have a load of creative ways to kick it in and get those juicy tings.

ATMs wouldnt know its an apocalypse? They wouldnt know anything, if not because theyre machines, then because banks and the electric grid connected to them are shut down!!

[ben_c 140]

Maybe using the 'z' at the end of words is being all edgy and cool?

As for the rest it sounds less like an apocolypse and more like a trip to the shops with his mum.

[twix (DayZ) 24]

No no no! This is every shade of wrong!

This game is striving for realism, not building up experiences levels, or unlocking new items. Not to mention in the real world peeps would have a load of creative ways to kick it in and get those juicy tings.

ATMs wouldnt know its an apocalypse? They wouldnt know anything, if not because theyre machines, then because banks and the electric grid connected to them are shut down!!

Realism - is for those people who lack imagination. Surely the vending machine and the atms can be powered the same way the flashlight works perhaps they are all linked to a hidden power source like ur mum's underground basement. Plus it also adds to the incentive of changing loot spots in a given way and allowing people to explore. The vending machine doesn't tell u what experience its built up and so on and so forth. But the above points are not to be taken literally but thought of in different ways which is what im trying to engage the community in. The question to ask is "What if we had it in place and what it would be like" rather than just dish out the idea completely.

[3rdparty 229]

Realism - is for those people who lack imagination. Surely the vending machine and the atms can be powered the same way the flashlight works perhaps they are all linked to a hidden power source like ur mum's underground basement. Plus it also adds to the incentive of changing loot spots in a given way and allowing people to explore. The vending machine doesn't tell u what experience its built up and so on and so forth. But the above points are not to be taken literally but thought of in different ways which is what im trying to engage the community in. The question to ask is "What if we had it in place and what it would be like" rather than just dish out the idea completely.

In this community, realism is for peeps who are sick with the standard repetitive format of games, which is what i feel aspects of this suggestion is.

Atms can be powered the same way flashlights work?? By batteries??? Tbh I think if your throwing realism out the window, then theres no point in even pondering how they would work.

Peeps already have the incentive to move to different loot spawns, different items, I didnt even realize it was a problem.

And it is still based on a (kind of) upgrading system, maybe not experience, but your accumulating money (XP/Creds/Mana/Dead Pixies) to unlock different types of items.

I think if you put this in, we would get another pattern of threads asking for the crowbar to prize it open. Which im all in for. Just not the money/unlocking better items stoooff.

[3rdparty 229]

Also this isnt an attack on your idea matey, i know how bitter and aggressive this community can be. Just wait for some of the more leather skinned rocket vanguard to creep outta the woodwork, they love to eat threads like this.

[twix (DayZ) 24]

Atms can be powered the same way flashlights work?? By batteries??? Tbh I think if your throwing realism out the window, then theres no point in even pondering how they would work.

Peeps already have the incentive to move to different loot spawns, different items, I didnt even realize it was a problem.

There are countless threads regarding electricity so I don't feel the need to explain about them on how to power those ATM's. Whether you want a realistic power simulation or not i leave that to you. I am here for the ATM's and all the carnage that can ensue on that lone survivor withdrawin his money from the ATM.

Peeps have an incentive intially but they only last for so long. Once one is fully geared there seems to be no point other than look for trouble at either Cherno, Electro, NW or Sobor. I would love to do some random shit to further the end game like start a vehicle repair shop or a chicken farm which would make money. The money gets deposited to the bank and eventually it alter's the commodities in the region. Economics then comes into play. People may rob the banks and the towns wealth may decrease thus reducing the chance of luxury loot to spawn. How it all works ill leave that to someone else to figure out.