Urgent Feature Request: Drinking own piss.

[Morinav 2]

We've all had those moments, those moments when the sun's going down, you're on your last Makarov mag, bandits are in the woods and zombies are all around. Things are looking serious and there's only one remedy to this situation.

You better drink your own piss.

A slug of the warm stuff is what you need to give yourself the energy to keep going. When you've been caught deep in the wilderness with nary a pond or well in sight, thirst icon thumping impatiently, I know you've eyed that useless, empty canteen sitting in the ol' pack with contempt. I know what I'd do in that scenario, but the context sensitive menu stares back at me blank, cold, refusing to yield to my survivor's spirit.

Effects:

-Eliminates thirst.

-Lowers humanity slightly.

-Doing it too often results in illness.

-Strangely comforting.

-Must stand still while filling canteen. Movement during this process risks loss of fluid due to excessive sloshing (restores 1/2 thirst).

-Sprinting while attempting to fill the canteen results in full loss of fluid and significant loss of humanity.

-Yellow recolor of the blood particle as strong visual indicator to the player's current action.

-Character vocally muses upon the necessity of drinking their own piss prior to doing so.

[Augusto (DayZ) 3]

Rofl!!!!