Doc_Wreckshop 18 Posted July 22, 2012 I recently died while making a run in Elektro for medical and food supplies. The next day my friends came down to Elektro to meet me, when I spawned on the coast I made my way to Elektro and in the process I ran into a man with a CZ550 in the woods he saw me, and hid behind a tree, I thought quickly and hid behind another tree. While talking to my friends on steam I describe what was going on and where my location was. One of my friends quickly told me to stall him as long as possible, "Do what ever you have to do" is what he said.I then got on direct comms, and told the man i was unarmed..and that i am meeting my friends.(no response)I said please, please sir, i will do anything to survive...How about some one on one company?(no response) just sitting behind the treePlease sir, I'll suck your di*k to survive just let me go!(no response) just a blank stare on his faceCome on bro! ill give you a little tug in the barn!(no response) just staring dumb foundedMy friend told me on steam that he crested the hill and had eyes on the man with the gun...he told me to stall just a little longer till his breathing slows...I then proceeded on telling this stranger the nastiest, dirtiest things that came to my mind hopefully keeping him distracted.Meanwhile my good friend's breathing came to a nice calm rhythm, then planted 3 DMR rounds in this strangers back. I then proceeded to loot his body and rearm myself.Intriguing Tale ol'chapTLDRunarmed-distracted with dirty sayings, friends came and killed him- profit 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
01da 218 Posted July 22, 2012 Exciting theory, gentleman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderpimp 78 Posted July 22, 2012 Too gay, didn't read. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"Lost" Alice 205 Posted July 22, 2012 This is how creative bandits get it done. Respect. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderpimp 78 Posted July 22, 2012 What made you come up with that as a distraction? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KWilt 157 Posted July 23, 2012 Well, that's a win my eyes. Congrats. You deserve a medal, you dirty bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted July 23, 2012 3 DMR rounds? Did he shoot him in his big toe or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted July 23, 2012 He didnt respond because he was stroking it 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sya 55 Posted July 23, 2012 People like you are why I prefer zombies for company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"Lost" Alice 205 Posted July 23, 2012 He didnt respond because he was stroking itThis has effectively ruined the entire story for me xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc_Wreckshop 18 Posted July 23, 2012 That's all good, what ever works bro-mo...I lived to tell the tale hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc_Wreckshop 18 Posted July 23, 2012 People like you are why I prefer zombies for company.Is it because you like to surround yourself with artificial intelligence that YOU could out-smart buy running into a building and out the exit? Nah...you mad bro? Cause I outsmarted a man with a gun?**Willy Wonka- Do tell me more** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conrad (DayZ) 7 Posted July 28, 2012 3 DMR rounds? Did he shoot him in his big toe or something?I was there, we shot him three times so we could all put our dicks in his gunshot wounds. fuckin stupid noob just stood there, had the drop on wreckshop and didnt act so we blasted his ass. he got what he had comin. don't trust anyone this is Day Z.Chernarus has him now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted July 29, 2012 I was there, we shot him three times so we could all put our dicks in his gunshot wounds. fuckin stupid noob just stood there, had the drop on wreckshop and didnt act so we blasted his ass. he got what he had comin. don't trust anyone this is Day Z.Chernarus has him now.Sorry, I had confused the DMR with a different rifle. I didn't know it took more than one shot to kill someone with a DMR. (Torso shots anyway) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dankine 377 Posted July 29, 2012 Is it because you like to surround yourself with artificial intelligence that YOU could out-smart buy running into a building and out the exit? Nah...you mad bro? Cause I outsmarted a man with a gun?**Willy Wonka- Do tell me more**your mate being nearby isn't outsmarting him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Afgoo 114 Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho Edited July 29, 2012 by Afgoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc_Wreckshop 18 Posted August 3, 2012 your mate being nearby isn't outsmarting him.no but stalling him because i was unarmed is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thunderpimp 78 Posted August 4, 2012 You probably just freaked the 12 year old kid out and scarred him for life. By the way, I was the one that put those three DMR shots in him, it takes two to kill and one to compensate for lag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus545 13 Posted August 4, 2012 Nice evil little strategy. To be honest though i would never trust an unarmed man or those wannabe lumber jacks in Cherno because they have nothing to lose by trying to take your stuff. If they don't stay away when I tell them to i will shoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewDubious 19 Posted August 4, 2012 What made you come up with that as a distraction?Freudian slip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoosh Bear 12 Posted August 4, 2012 Too gay, didn't read.Obviously read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
