Ma n Pa go `HUNTING

[joeblack8op 0]

look ma i dun founded me uh can obeans

dats gud pa septin ura goina need 59 more afor ur fixed

but ma i ken only carry 8

its ok pa tuk us 4 hours to find thishere 1 can ull bee-ah gooner fursure

but ma......

and we kant bee-ah callin all da klan just to carry ur beans

but ma. . .

and its never goona work anywho ima thinkin itll be about a fortnite afor u git em all founded

but ma. . . .

n we aint gotno time tobee-ah callin all the klan jsut fer ur helf fixens

but ma. . . .

WAT !!!

but ma i wanna killz me sum zumby kritters too

jus neverumine pa uall aint killin no kritters

but ma . . . why kant i kill me no zumbys ?

pa thizheres a rough world ....

iffin a zumby gits close toya even ur not damaged urah goina die

but ma ima purdy scrappy feller !

i kilt mea barr wid ma bare hands

yup pa urah stout feller sepptin them zumbys they gots MAGIC n DEAMON heppin em

but ma i aint seen no deamons n such

yup tiz a fact pa ... why ma cuzin jakob-twice removed in ma mudders side....

heall went zumby huntin- zomby only scratched him for 12 but he lost 10000 gettin the purdy floor all messy wid his blood

but ma. . . .

n affter he wuza finished off all da zumby he wentn founded a band-ade n his fanny pack

but ma. . . .

took him so long to put the thing on he dun started prayin

PRAYIN MA??? I never knowed jakob tob reelijus

ur kerect pa septin he wuzznt prayin to da ALMIGHTY hewasah on his face afore some blackwidda deamon

made him see green spots and wiggle on da grund till them there zumbys done ate him all up

2bc ?????

[dcskill 117]

What the fuck did I just read?

[robo (DayZ) 7]

literature.

[gobacktogo 29]

What the fuck did I just read?

what the fuck you read that?

[jasonmcmackins@gmail.com 24]

Great, "Swamp People" play DayZ too. If you hear banjos RUN LIKE HELL!!!

[LT.Sacred 9]

LOL The real life of DayZ. :C I joined for the zombies, but I swear they hack, if you want to go out and kill 400 zombies :C it just doesn't work solo lol