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ivan keska

Messing with people

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So I was playing on a server during night and got into the barracks only to get around 20 shoots fired at me, luckily they all missed some how. Now I took cover in the bathroom and guy with what i think was an m4 was in the hallway, we both killed to kill each other with grenades he failed at it and so did I (twice), and I even tried peeking around the cover to shoot he always saw me first and missed thanks to the magic bench and door.

Than the fun started, because I grab an Ipad went to youtube and for like 50 minutes I was blasting barney the dinosuar and others songs over direct chat, and I do mean like 50 minutes because I could here him eating and drinking and moving around also we would try to shoot each other well *i love you, you love me* was playing. Sadly thou I lost connection and returned to find him gone.

Lucky as i got out of the barracks and looked back I saw a flare go off by it, In which I took up position by those downed trees and told the person inside to come out and drop food and drink, or else I'd kill them and spam barney music. I think they dced because after 10 minutes I couldn't see them anymore nor hear them.

Pretty much anytime I get in a stand off with people I just start playing annoying music over direct chat to hide the sound of me moving and also drive them mad.

So if you hear Barney the dinosuar playing odds are I'm near by and out to mug you, or knock you out with a smoke grenade and than pick pocket from your backpack.

Anyways what do you guys do you drive people mad or annoy them in situations where you can't really shoot them, but they can't really get away either.

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sometimes i shoot people in the leg ( to break theirn bone) than bandage them, than i just sit there and watch them and record how long they take to suicide

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sometimes i shoot people in the leg ( to break theirn bone) than bandage them, than i just sit there and watch them and record how long they take to suicide

Thats fucked up yet god damn it made me laugh pretty hard

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Not really a bandit so the worst thing I've done was camp in smaller coastal cities at night and toss a flares at players I see crawling around (although I do avoid tossing at the ones with rifles).

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