Uh, is there really no delete option?

[chibigoat 59]

Derp.

Edited July 22, 2012 by Chibigoat

[policeiu 0]

lol thats great but i just killed 3 people in a clan together and i got 2 kills of the kills with a hachet stole a coyote backpack of the the second got the bizon with 3 clips i then followed a 3rd guy i seen behind the hanger (i was at the bolota airfield) and i got the third with the bizon the guy got me down to 35 blood and the fourth logged cause he was scared. and i was only alivefor 2 minutes :P the clan was |TAW| 2 of them had this tag then the third i killed didnt and i never got the 4th's name

Edited July 19, 2012 by policeiu

[D4saken1 80]

[malphos101 71]

(WARNING: In character as an african-american man because that's what my dude is in DayZ and it adds some zest to the situation)

So here I was, minding my own business trying to record some more for my series "Chibigoat's Adventures In Elektro" when I hear some crazy honking. I obviously immediately know there is a car so I search for it because the honking was close. I thought I had lost him but just then I heard the honking again and that was enough for me to figure out where he was... Or should I say, they. Straight out of compton, they are rolling in their UAZ like it's time to bust some major caps in some fools. They are parked outside the firehouse near the red doors, the firehouse more toward the west side of town, not the northern firehouse. As I ran up on them as if they were in my part of the ghetto I saw two guys trying to get in, one had successfully got in and I was about to bust some major caps into the fool that wasn't in yet but he teleported in the second I took aim. With that I decided to run up onto the driver's side before they took off and bust some caps right where it'll hurt. I made my way completely in front of the vehicle with my makarov pulled aiming right at the driver. (By the way, all I had was an empty AKM and a makarov with something like 3 mags). I blasted hard and fast like my dad taught me back in the ghetto in the 90's. They were freaking out and it was like he didn't know how to drive, strangely enough though (and this is where the one fatality comes in) it wasn't the driver I capped, it was the guy behind him. Admit it, you would have done the same thing if some thugs were rolling in your part of the hood with something you wanted. SO, the driver and the other two guys (might have just been 3 total) took off all crazy like and I was kind of panicked so I ran into the firehouse where zombies greeted me. I capped zombies like I did the fools on my elementary school field trip and made my way back out to check the body. I hear honking and the guys were circling around. I thought it was hilarious that they just drove off and abandoned their friend in the first place. Before they came back around I managed to loot the body of a double barrel shotgun with just two shots. They eventually and ever-so cleverly came back and parked right where they were during the confrontation (I was hiding behind the building) and started checking his body. Before they got out I unloaded a shot into the back of the truck, not knowing what else to do and then tried to shoot another but missed I think. I ran up on the driver side as the driver was getting out and I straight up jacked their car. I drove around the firehouse lot and got the hell out of there leaving those two and their dead friend behind. I happily drove away honking and laughing in disbelief. I have this all recorded if you guys are interested in seeing it. You cannot call me a bandit asshole! You guys would have done the exact same thing, don't bullshit me!

I don't even......racist much?

Edited July 19, 2012 by malphos101

[tickle_me_jesus 37]

Where's the vid?

[Justice357 12]

Hah holy racist white kid

[kingmeanie 6]

Not only racist but just plain stupid. Is he trying to be funny?

[noobfun 87]

what would have been funnier is if youd killed the driver jumped in and took off before they had chance to get out, if they eject they take damage and your already travelling away so a reasonable chacne youll survive any fire they throw your way

car jacking and hostage taking .. thats what this game needs more of lol

also racism dude ... not cool

Edited July 19, 2012 by stuffnthings

[chibigoat 59]

What the fuck is wrong with you retards. I'm the furthest you can get from racist. It adds humor which you kids apparently do not have, nice attempt at turning something humorous and cool into something fucking negative though, much appreciated.