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To all the players playing this game and those who made this mod.I have been playing all possible games you can imagine in every genre and on all gamemachines the last 15years, so i would call myself an experienced player and i adapt and is usually a good player in all games i play.

10days ago, i innstalled arma2 and played arma for the first time in my life and i was like "meh, this game suck and i suck i dont want to play this shit game anymore." yeah i know. Then my cousin made me innstall Day Z about 5days ago.. I barely could shoot a gun or enter a veichle at that point, i was real terrible.

So..now Im hooked. This is the best game i have ever played in my entire life. I cant remember a game giving me adrenalin, fear , excitement and joy as day z is giving me. I think i have clocked atleast 40hours, maybe 15hours yesterday alone. 3 weeks left of my vecation!

So far ive been killed.. Lots. Zombies, players, bugs, you name it. My biggest achievement so far was surviving about 15hours yesterday. 10 of them was in daylight on full servers while openly and foolishly raiding stores, and up north. At 0500 am i was killed by a sniper during the night, raiding military tents. I did a noob mistake of firing the makarov and was lingering at the spot for a while searching for gear. I told my cousin to run like hell and get the fuck out of there and he fucking survived.

I wasnt even angry, just abit bummed out, but i fixxed that with a wank before going to bed!

No deep meaning behind this, its just me rambling. I love this game. Thank you all.

Tl;dr i love this game.

Sorry for bad english.

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Nope, to much information would be telling you i did it over a webcamera with someone else and that i recorded it. If youre interested, pm me! (dayZ guns for porn!)

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That, right there, is what is called 'Too Much Information'..

Glad you're enjoying the game tho...

YUCK! I need mind bleach....

Oh noes someone jerked off. It's the end of the world. No man would ever do such a foul act! :o

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Oh noes someone jerked off. It's the end of the world. No man would ever do such a foul act! :o

Don't get me wrong, I like a hand shandy as much as the next guy, I just don't need to be informed about it...

Now, if the OP was Sasha Grey, and she was informing us about stress relief activities, I'd be all ears / eyes if she could provide photos...

/edit videos would be better of course..

Edited by Skinman

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this is getting out of hand..........................see what I did there?

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this is getting out of hand..........................see what I did there?

You mean in hand?

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/me stares into the distance and thinks

*maybe if I type Sasha Grey enough on one thread, she might see it and send me some photos... or at least it will fix my dreams tonight*

Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey, Sasha Grey...

Fingers crossed...:)

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