Hoarders and Bandits Beware

[rjack85 55]

If you're hoarding vehicles full of equipment you should know that you can loose them at any time. This is what happens when we find them. They are driven to the coast, disabled and or destroyed. Free stuff to any who find them.

There's bandits and then there are Bandits.

[BlazeN'Chronic 51]

thx for the headsup, now deploying decoy vehicles... happy pickings ;)

[cyanyde 165]

If I ever manage to repair/steal a chopper, I'm going to fly around until I find vehicle stashes, and then loot the hell out of them.

Then I will destroy them and fly away, laughing like a loon! ;)

Edited July 16, 2012 by Cyanyde

[rjack85 55]

lol, those honey pots won't work. We are vweeewy, vweeewy careful.

[Jemoeder 51]

Lol... Looks like we got a badass over here xD

[Lookdavook 18]

Lol... Looks like we got a badass over here xD

Ye, Internetpolice are srz businezz

[East Clintwood 30]

If you're hoarding vehicles full of equipment you should know that you can loose them at any time.

Oh no! He's pointing out the obvious, this can only end badly.

[Hendrix27 54]

Well now that you warned us we can be more careful and deploy decoys and hide them better. Smart thinking there bro.

[Colonel (DayZ) 5]

cool story

[rjack85 55]

Well now that you warned us we can be more careful and deploy decoys and hide them better. Smart thinking there bro.

We're the DMV...we ain't smart. Just rude, obnoxious, and unavoidable.

[Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117]

Why would bandits be the only ones with vehicles? You probably stole some poor sod's vehicle that he worked days for, and he never hurt a fly.

[skyter 299]

so you're saying you're not bandits, but griefing dick bags with tiny balls?

[rjack85 55]

We're the gubmint...of course we're griefing dick bags with tiny balls. duh.

section 2 paragraph 3 of the DMV code: Any vehicle parked in the forest more than 300 meters from a road is considered to be contraband. Any and all items stored in said vehicle are subject to be "taxed" at the descrection of the discovering authorized agent of the DMV. Vehicle will be removed to visible location and disabled to allow untaxed items to be distributed to the general population of Cherarnus.

[Kaboomz 2]

What a waste of a trap. I would have brought some of those vehicles to one of the main cities and blow out the tires. Find a nice place that you can the car and wait for the noobs to come along to find a fresh cup of death.

[daniel.owens@iqu.com 43]

section 2 paragraph 3 of the DMV code: Any vehicle parked in the forest more than 300 meters from a road is considered to be contraband. Any and all items stored in said vehicle are subject to be "taxed" at the descrection of the discovering authorized agent of the DMV. Vehicle will be removed to visible location and disabled to allow untaxed items to be distributed to the general population of Cherarnus.

[hocksey@hotmail.co.uk 0]

Your all dead because I'm solo LootmyHood, joe, {E-Syn} Trin.

best hope you hiding in that bush in 3rd person.

[Resistanceofman 0]

What a waste of a trap. I would have brought some of those vehicles to one of the main cities and blow out the tires. Find a nice place that you can the car and wait for the noobs to come along to find a fresh cup of death.

Lawl I can just see that happening. You should do it and video tape it.