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Reash

Superman, Rocky, Chuck Liddell, Mike Tyson...

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Yeah this fucking game made Zombies able to 1 shot any one..every encounter for the last 3 weeks......

I have been 1 shot....broken neck, knocked out till eaten alive..every time, I cant even play this fucked up game.....Super zombies... ??? Not possible..

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Well written (being sarcastic). Please go back to Call of duty.

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Eat me ass...spoons right here...

Oh wait I forgot I was in English class......

Edited by Reash

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Thought this was going to be another '.....walked into a bar' joke.

..sadly not.

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Nah I'm sorry those guys left the horse at home...mom was busy with it...lol

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Thought this was going to be another '.....walked into a bar' joke.

..sadly not.

Ditto.

@OP

Cool story bro.

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Eat me ass...spoons right here...

Oh wait I forgot I was in English class......

It's WTF are you talking about class.

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