Mogilevka Wet Trousers

[hazzard65 64]

Me and two friends were poking around Mogilevka when we ran into this dude named Lopinka. Boy was this guy a headache. Constantly running, shooting and generally making a lot of noise and causing us no end of hastle. Every time we thought things were finally safe again he would start running around aggravating all the zombies again. Finally he had bit off more than he could chew and the last we saw of Lapinko, alive, was him running off into the black fields with about 15 zombies on his ass. We said good riddance to bad rubbish and carried on scouting the town. About 15 minutes later we decided to head off in the direction we saw Lapinko going, in the hope we could scavange gear from his dead body. We found it and started poking around in his bag. "We got chimps coming up on us" my friend warned and dispatched them with a few winchester shots. I heard some moans "I think I can hear a zombie" *BAM!!* 15 zombies (the group that had killed Lapinko) charged out of the bushes at full pelt. "RUN!!!!!!!" I yelled as loud as I could and we all bolted like deer, straight towards the nearest enterable building and began dispatching as many as we could.

I have never shat myself in a game, nor laughed so hard as I did when those f***ing zombies burst from the bushes like that. Frightening and hilarious!

[Bandit Hunter 29]

I guess Lapinko wasn't finished aggravating your group yet. Glad to see you had the heart to work with him despite his problems, your welcome in the Survivor HQ any time.