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I was hunting animals in the forest today, found a bycicle, disconnected while on it, by tommorow there will be trains of 50 zombies running through the cities, hide if you know whats good for you :3

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I'm not sure about this but didn't you have to save it so it won't despawn when the server restarts?

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I will shoot you off your little bike. Then you will hate me.

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ummmm zombies respawn and move random when no one is there?

basically what you stated in your post isn't going to happen

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As his bio says:

"I was born kicking your ass, like i dragged you into my mothers womb, and just beat the shit out of you."

Fail kid is fail...

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Oh sorry, i didn't know this was a mega super serious forum. I'll ride my bike with a suit and tie on.

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Oh sorry, i didn't know this was a mega super serious forum. I'll ride my bike with a suit and tie on.

Good. DayZ is serious business and we don't want you dirtying up the forums with your filthy humor. Now, either start raging about PvP, Server Hoppers, Bugs, or some other issue; or get out.

Am I doing it right?

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Oh sorry, i didn't know this was a mega super serious forum. I'll ride my bike with a suit and tie on.

We're not super serious, your use of grammar has led me to believe you are 10 years old, however.

I hate 10 yr olds.

Also, your thread is neither a troll or worth anything of value in terms of conversation.

You are simply lacking in intelligence. Good day.

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Hey cool! I just found a bicycle abandoned in the woods..

Should have locked it to a tree, sucker! ;)

ps. stop being douchbags.. this post is way more fun than most of them. :P

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We're not super serious, your use of grammar has led me to believe you are 10 years old, however.

I hate 10 yr olds.

Also, your thread is neither a troll or worth anything of value in terms of conversation.

You are simply lacking in intelligence. Good day.

What does my grammar have to do with my age?

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What does my grammar have to do with my age?

I don't think you understand.

Grammar is also the way you form sentences and whatnot. You're very immature.

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I don't think you understand.

Grammar is also the way you form sentences and whatnot. You're very immature.

Am i being trolled? I genuinely have NO idea why you think grammar relates to age.

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Am i being trolled? I genuinely have NO idea why you think grammar relates to age.

Yes, I think you're being trolled.. grammar aside, I understood what you were saying and I'm afraid I stole your bike.

*insert hilarious bicycle montage set to Benny Hill theme here*

ps. screw them. fun thread is fun! :)

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Yes, I think you're being trolled.. grammar aside, I understood what you were saying and I'm afraid I stole your bike.

*insert hilarious bicycle montage set to Benny Hill theme here*

ps. screw them. fun thread is fun! :)

I guess everyone is so used to a thread being negative that it's all they see now, like when they read my post they really saw "Hey fuckers i found a bike so die in a fire, haha im the best eat shit"

P.s. I see you right now, i have this very special thing in my hand that's called a hatchet, i hope you pedal fast. :>

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I guess everyone is so used to a thread being negative that it's all they see now, like when they read my post they really saw "Hey fuckers i found a bike so die in a fire, haha im the best eat shit"

P.s. I see you right now, i have this very special thing in my hand that's called a hatchet, i hope you pedal fast. :>

Yup, everyone seems to be wearing their flame-prood Ghillie suit these days.. it's ok though, I heard Rocket was going to patch them out of the next build.

And yeah.. I can pedal faster than a zombie priest with an erection. :P (oh crap.. you're not really 10, are you?)

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Yup, everyone seems to be wearing their flame-prood Ghillie suit these days.. it's ok though, I heard Rocket was going to patch them out of the next build.

And yeah.. I can pedal faster than a zombie priest with an erection. :P (oh crap.. you're not really 10, are you?)

Yeah patch 1.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7..7.77.7.7.7.7.7.7 will be a nice one

(Nope)

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I admit I get quite jelly when I hear someone has a bike. But then I always hear how every person they meet tries to off them and ride off on their sweet sweet wheels.

Don't forget to ring the little bicycle bell whenever you pass a noob who's a little slow in observing an incoming zombie horde.

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I admit I get quite jelly when I hear someone has a bike. But then I always hear how every person they meet tries to off them and ride off on their sweet sweet wheels.

Don't forget to ring the little bicycle bell whenever you pass a noob who's a little slow in observing an incoming zombie horde.

I'm not gonna worry about hecklers that much, one skill i have developed is outsmarting people with guns, i know that it takes time and accuracy to use those. I was at the cherno supermarket and i killed somone with a hatchet because they couldn't aim that little shotgun fast enough >:)

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apparently in the new patch zombies dont despawn...

I'm usually really bad at paying attention to patch notes but i think you're right, i kited some into a barn, and then looted a shack near by, i came back expecting them to be gone so i could loot the barn, but after 5 minutes they were still there.

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That would explain how there were 1500+ zombies on the last server I played on. Bet it makes for an awesome zombie train :>

Take pictures!

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Well then looks like I owe you an apology.

Have to say though, your starting post was quite lame.

Also

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Well then looks like I owe you an apology.

Have to say though, your starting post was quite lame.

Also

Ha! I've seen that video, in fact that's part of what inspired me to spend all of my time hunting down a bike.

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