A new low in banditry

[tagg 13]

for those who happen to have a couple 'spare' camo/civilian skins lying around and are bored...(and not wanting to risk losing it all just to wear it) and wish to stoop to a 'new low in banditry', AND don't really care about getting loot at all, just laughs

USE THEM AS TRAPS! lol .... (kinda troll-ish but 100% grief lol)

pop a tent in cherno outside of the firehouse door(on the road so it can be seen by those leaving church... or wherever that is rather open and easily seen) and place a civilian/camo skin in the tent and save the tent to the spot. (dont use Ghillie suits as... q-q that is far too valuable to waste on this.... lol)

THEN beat a hasty retreat to your personal favorite camping spot (with your tent in sight range of course.) and ... sit back and wait for the fun to start (note, could take 60 seconds, could take 60 minutes lol.... depending on population and how the people spawn of course)

when the target sees the tent.. they probably are expecting a trap(and rightly so ^_^) and will either crawl to the tent, or sit watching it and looking around full of 'man.. a tent... could be great loot/ammo.. near a fire station... but could also be a trap... but the loot, but the risk' and other such conflicting thoughts..*imagines a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other*

(be sure to be well hidden at this time... but keep watch as the trap is about to be sprung)

Eventually they almost always break down and go check out the tent

(or if they dont seem to.... simply kill them as normal =P )

Seeing the Camo/Civ skin... they almost guaranteed are going to pick it up, and put it on... THAT...... is just what you want them to do =P ... as the moment they put on the clothing, they get either A. instantly WHISKED AWAY TO A MAGICAL LAND OF 'oh ... #$$#^$#^&%^$&%@$#$ .... i have no gear, and am in zombie infested lands that... can see me from miles away due to 7.2' (due to teleport bug with clothing... drops/deletes all gear/items) ... and ... generally within 5m the ticker will say '______ has died' (whether respawn or not.. still a death) OR B. lose all their gear and are not teleported (in which case you can kill them as per normal... or watch them try and escape the town 100% ungeared... or take out their legs and ... watch them try more pitifully)

Yeah I know that this is a rather ... wasteful way to use civ skins... but.. who uses civ skins?!@#!! lol ... that and I tend to get bored of simply 'point, shoot, kill, ignore-loot.... repeat'

AND this also works as a 'Grief/kill from beyond the grave' by keeping the skin in your inventory/Bag so that if/when you die... the player gets teleported away, loses their stuff... and possibly leaves YOUR stuff where it is (if they looted the skin and applied it first) for a chance at getting your gear back.

/shrug just thought I would share ^_^

TL;DR place tent, place civ/camo skin in tent, SAVE TENT, wait, noob loots trap, puts on skin, 'dies', 'TROLOLOLOLOLOL' bandit strikes again!

also.. cant wait to find a bear trap xD anybody know if they ARE in game, and if so.. where? ^_^

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May God have mercy on the noobs. Cause I sure as hell wont

Edited July 11, 2012 by tagg

[tagg 13]

do note... this will ONLY work for a short time as it seems the new 'beta' DayZ patch is already in the works to remove the skin swap teleport/'death'

... ^_^ have fun till then lol.

ALSO to add some more possible 'fun' ... log out and act all 'oh no,what happened' in the lobby when the person dies

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May God have mercy on the noobs. Cause I sure as hell wont

Edited July 11, 2012 by tagg

[Cootter 4]

.....killing noobs, in Cherno.

I bet you can entertain yourself with a pencil sharpener, for hours.

[Zoop 343]

If you don't kill noobs in Cherno, you don't get a lot of PK action at all. Besides, even noobs in Cherno can pose a threat if they make it to the firehouse without dying. If it spawns an AK for them, legitimate threat.

[tagg 13]

If you don't kill noobs in Cherno, you don't get a lot of PK action at all. Besides, even noobs in Cherno can pose a threat if they make it to the firehouse without dying. If it spawns an AK for them, legitimate threat.

yup... this is simply a variant for letting noobs basically.... doom themselves (or to wipe out your killers)... (and it does not have to be cherno lol was simply providing an easy way for others to do the trap with the best chance at results they can SEE vs knowing it will work eventually somewhere else)

and as I wrote.. IF they dont take the trap, shoot them dead ^_^ I just know I happened to find a couple civ skins and... wanted to put them to use.

this simply adds some extra paranoia and psychological stress* to your victims for the lulz (whether you end up killing them with your gun, or with the trap)

*Psychological stress = (the rat going for the cheese despite knowing that a 'shock' might be present on/at the cheese... with the rat being victim and the cheese being the tent/skin)