Joy of Banditry

[LashUberAlles 4]

God i love being a bandit, running around with a M1A1 silenced and an As50. Having fun little sniper practice in elektro. After noticing i needed some food i decided to head into town to an area where i killed a couple of guys to find his friends freaking out after finding there dead friends. I called them out to hear them panicking DONT KILL US! After scaring the shit out of them for a while i told one of them to drop there weapons and make there way out with some food, telling them i will kill them if they dont respond. After leading him around 2 blocks away i tell him to drop the food and leave, he does so. I was laughing my ass off the whole time considering they had 5 and i was one guy. I think they noticed how geared i was and just wanted to survive. After leaving town i perched up on my hill and took at a couple more noobs for the satisfaction of fun sniping. God im a bad person, i know i am, but i love this game! :D

[DarthVolga 9]

So what if you're geared. Doesn't mean you can take a bullet or two. I have nothing against bandits, but you go about acting like you're invincible.

I'll be laughing when some idiot freshly spawned catches you off guard with his makarov.

[LashUberAlles 4]

Not cocky at all o.o just enjoying myself

[mikeyfrance@hotmail.co.uk 22]

haha, i was sat on a hill overlooking elektro shooting players. Was on skype at the time saying:

''Man im such as ass for killing these guys but it's just too fun to watch them hit the floor''

[siddhi 0]

so this is what someone without any friends looks like..

[bigbubsjr@gmail.com 3]

lol when I die the first thing I do is get a gun and flank the elektro sniping hill east to west on high pop servers looking for geared noobs that use that hill to snipe people that are looking for starting gear.

[KField86 237]

lol when I die the first thing I do is get a gun and flank the elektro sniping hill east to west on high pop servers looking for geared noobs that use that hill to snipe people that are looking for starting gear.

I've done the same many times. I can't tell you how many times I've walked away with an M24/AS-50/DMR or any of the scoped rifles, and higher tier assault rifles like the M4A1 CCO SD, M4A3 CCO, M16A4 Acog, M4A1 Holo, and items like NVG, Rangefinder, GPS, Camo clothing(spares they carried), all of this shit. And all I'd be carrying is at least a 1911 or Enfield preferably, so I can hit them once in the head and not give them time to disconnect. All within about 30-45m of spawning if I'm lucky. It's usually what I do when I get hit up north and have to respawn. Same with the northern hill overlooking cherno.

[U.B.C.S. Hops 128]

so this is what someone without any friends looks like..

If you are just here to flame bandits, leave.

[nihilistic 6]

My personal favourite is when me and my buddies dump all our gear in our base, but hold onto our PDW's (micro uzi for those who don't know).

We then jump in our mini van which we lovingly call the "bang bus" and drive along the MSR along the coast playing gangsta music over direct and popping a cap in nubs asses when we come across them.

[U.B.C.S. Hops 128]

My personal favourite is when me and my buddies dump all our gear in our base, but hold onto our PDW's (micro uzi for those who don't know).

We then jump in our mini van which we lovingly call the "bang bus" and drive along the MSR along the coast playing gangsta music over direct and popping a cap in nubs asses when we come across them.

I like playing 50 cent on my pedal bike. "They see me rolling, they hating" *Ring Ring* Edited July 11, 2012 by The Hopper

[gizm0 96]

You don't deserve to be called human

[nihilistic 6]

You don't deserve to be called human

So you are saying that people who are sub-human are better at playing the game then you. Woop woop.

Out of the thread please.

[gizm0 96]

So you are saying that people who are sub-human are better at playing the game then you. Woop woop.

Out of the thread please.

guess you didn't get the joke

[Zoop 343]

For me the most fun lies in parking a bus below that giant mountain between Cherno and Elektro, then popping people with my sniper as they come to investigate.

[Dylan9889 1]

You do this until a noob comes to "axe you some questions" >:-)

[Zoop 343]

You do this until a noob comes to "axe you some questions" >:-)

A big scheme like this, they'd have to be more than noobs to hatchet.

[capitainedesolation@yahoo.fr 119]

Wonder how you survived in elektro with that gear.

BTW: Orthus, Elfen Lied ftw.

Edited July 11, 2012 by MeDuzZ-

[ZomboWTF 527]

tell me if you intend to snipe elektro or cherno again please, then ill oneshot you with my enfield from 200 meters away in the woods and laugh my ass off taking your AS50 and M4 CCO SD ^^

[void.false@gmail.com 300]

Yep. All the sniping positions in Cherno and Electro are known. I decided to snipe those who climb that huge tall industrial tower from the northern hill. Got GPS, M4 SD and M24 on me + full bag of DMR ammo. After about 30 minutes of shooting somebody just raped me in the ass with Enfield from 0 meters. Some noob got my gear for free while I had to go to NWAF to obtain it.