Axe Murderer Hacker

[drewmaw 56]

A friend and I were out in the middle of no where last night. All of a sudden we hear a whistling song ala Kill Bill over Direct Comm. He appeared out of nowhere, then we unloaded on him. Bullets weren't doing any damage. He killed us both with his Axe. Tags were off on the server, so I didn't get his name.

[EyeoftheYeti 44]

cool story bro

[drewmaw 56]

cool story bro

Bros say bro

[EyeoftheYeti 44]

Yeah, bro.

On a more serious note, it seems like this guy was taking a more literal approach to the term "Hacker"

[andb52 12]

My clanmates were killed by someone like this once. The guy on our server had the zombie skin, just to be even more freaky.

[Elias (DayZ) 57]

On a more serious note' date=' it seems like this guy was taking a more literal approach to the term "Hacker"

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That is seriously witty :-)

[Stylin' 0]

Next time try a grenade. The shirt he was wearing sould not protect him from the apples

[Captain Q 3]

A chopper flew over me once while I was swimming in the ocean, and I could have sworn I heard "Ride of the Valkyries" over the DC.