Bandits, Wannabes and other funny people

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So after a lenghty session tonight, I am finally convinced that 99% of the people on the internet are dumber than a rotten slice of bread.

After taking out a squad of 9(!) people within a matter of minutes in Elektro (no, not unarmed survivors, bandits with MP5s, AKs, Winchesters and Enfields) with one of my buddies, the rest of my group and I decided to check Cherno. At this point I was pretty convinced that the same guys we killed may stay away for Elektro for the future, judging by their conversation on direct chat as we picked them off.

Getting close, we heard DMR fire and look what we found: a dude on top of the highest building. So while my friends moved off to get overwatch, I decided to countersnipe my new friend from my personal spot (no, not the sniper hill, that one is newbies-only). After a nice shot in his face at 1021m, he dropped.

I decided to wait for that guy to come back to retrieve his gear and teach him a little lesson but what happend over the course of the next five to ten minutes was stunning.

People spawning. Left and right on top of that fucking building. :D

Within that timeframe I got: 1 Bandit with a Crowbar and a Ghillie, 2 unarmed survivors just spawning up there (dafuq?), 1 axe murderer, 1 guy with a winchester, 2 people with .50cals and a guy in camo and a DMR.

Are people really that stupid or desperate for gear and easy murders?

I win the interwebz. :cool:

*EDIT* As I was typing this on my laptop that I use as second screen for a map, skype, etc. I happen to see a guy climb up the ladder. As he was unarmed and didn't spawn, I decide to let him go but keep an eye, you never know when the next one turns murderer, ey? Now this guy runs around the shack on top of the building, sees the dead bodies, looks around and to my amazement he sprinted off the building. No looting, no shooting just flat out suicide in face of death. :D

I won't put his name up here but you sir, on US38, made my day. Trolololo.

[Guest]

bravo bravo. Get those server hopping cowards where it hurts! Wish I coulda seen it

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I am just unhappy I can't FRAPS in Arma because of my old hunk-o-junk computer, but I will take one of my buddies with me sometime to tape stuff like that. I snipe a lot at the NWAF and Stary and very rarely come to the coast unless it's for picking someone up and I can honestly say: I have never seen so much serverhopping in so little time.

[jimmy_rustlers 24]

I was about to troll here gently. Like Oh wow! Another boasting therad :) But actually... Really good story. Thank you.

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I was expecting to be trolled and flamed, after all I ruined these people's dayz and gave away the name of the server. It's the internet and all :D But thank you :)

[thetamsen 57]

Awesome dude.

I hope people will soon realize that server hopping is dumb, and I hope they will spawn between 7 jumpy bandits with machineguns to mow you down before you get past the loading screen.

You did the job of 7 jumpy bandits though, +9001 internetz.

[hesseltinga 0]

Good on you you killed the bastards. If they spawned on top of the building to get gear back they're most likely the guys that died hacking their spawn point.