Chernarus C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. - to save the infected!

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

As Rocket has stated on more than one occasion, he prefers to refer to the "Zombies" in DayZ as the infected. Implying that at some unspecified point in the future there may even be a cure for the epidemic that has turned the once peaceful inhabitants of Chernarus, into the flesh eating denizens we know so well today!

In anticipation of that glorious day, I would like to formally announce the creation of the Chernarus branch of C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. The;

Committee for the

Liberation and

Integration of

Terrifying

Organisms and their

Rehabilitation

Into

Society

Our aim is to work together with all survivors of this terrible epidemic to bring a lasting cure to all of the infected of chernarus.

Membership of C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is entirely informal and open to Survivor, Bandit and Psychopath alike!

Come, join with C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. to save the infected and restore peace to the troubled land of Chernarus!

(Apologies in advance to anybody that may find this non-serious post offensive! C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is an entirely fictional creation of Rob Grant & Doug Naylor that seemed strangely and amusingly appropriate to the infection prevailing in Chernarus at this time).

[UndeadAssassin 23]

i don't know what to post...

[Captain Zed 0]

Nice group.. heard of this before... if only I could find it so I can be involved ;)

[pieeyedsniper 25]

Is this Jay? Good thing your partner never says a damn word, You'll never know if he see's a bandito. Boooooooooooong

[FrostDMG 398]

what in the world...

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

Nice group.. heard of this before... if only I could find it so I can be involved ;)

Don't even get me started on the mysterious G.S.P.O.T....

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Is this Jay? Good thing your partner never says a damn word' date=' You'll never know if he see's a bandito. Boooooooooooong

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Sorry! Not Jay. But I do know a Jay that would instantly get the reference. Wonder if it's the same one?

[Wulfear 6]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

[rick57@gmx.de 38]

+1,

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S - Leader

:)

[Gruelius 16]

I am the master of the C.L.I.T.

Remember this fucking face.

Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face.

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

Aah. It seems we have failure in your sense of humour chip. I would advise having it replaced because laughter is the best medicine!

Have a nice day!

[FaithLehaine 1]

As far as I can see it, we have two options: One, we take it on and kill it; or Two, run away. Who's for Two?

[Wulfear 6]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

Aah. It seems we have failure in your sense of humour chip. I would advise having it replaced because laughter is the best medicine!

Have a nice day!

I'm aware of what it supposed to be. It just sucks, bad. What's next? Fart jokes?

Given the treatment of females on these boards however, I am not surprised.

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

Aah. It seems we have failure in your sense of humour chip. I would advise having it replaced because laughter is the best medicine!

Have a nice day!

I'm aware of what it supposed to be. It just sucks' date=' bad. What's next? Fart jokes?

Given the treatment of females on these boards however, I am not surprised.

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Have you never had another player fart over direct communication while you're sneaking around the NW airfield?

You haven't lived! :)

Incidentally it seems that the only anger in this thread so far is coming from only one poster!

C'est la vie.

I'm fairly confident that any female forum member offended by use of the word C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is entirely capable of saying so themselves.

Note to self: never, never attempt humour on the DayZ forum! It is inappropriate, unwelcome and will only ever get you flamed and called an "angry virgin nerd".

You've gotta laugh! :)

[disorder 344]

Do I need to put up with any Special High Intensity Training?

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

As far as I can see it' date=' we have two options: One, we take it on and kill it; or Two, run away. Who's for Two?

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There is an option 3! I suggest eating it!

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Do I need to put up with any Special High Intensity Training?

LoL. Fun with acronyms 101! Thank you!

[FaithLehaine 1]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

Aah. It seems we have failure in your sense of humour chip. I would advise having it replaced because laughter is the best medicine!

Have a nice day!

I'm aware of what it supposed to be. It just sucks' date=' bad. What's next? Fart jokes?

Given the treatment of females on these boards however, I am not surprised.

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C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is not offensive to women. As a woman, I would expect most to find the other C word more offensive, however I don't because most people are perfect examples of said word and I like to use it. Often. For example, it's what I tend to shout rather loudly when I die in game.

Secondly, it's Red Dwarf. Who the fuck doesn't love a bit of Red Dwarf quotage?

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is not offensive to women. As a woman' date=' I would expect most to find the other C word more offensive, however I don't because most people are perfect examples of said word and I like to use it. Often. For example, it's what I tend to shout rather loudly when I die in game.

Secondly, it's Red Dwarf. Who the fuck doesn't love a bit of Red Dwarf quotage?

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FaithLehaine. Thank you. You are a woman of impeccable taste. Should we ever meet in game, please allow me to treat you to a fine meal of cooked meat and Coke, Pepsi or Water (your choice) as we sit around a roaring campfire and laugh at the innumerable antics of the Red Dwarf crew, in an attempt to lessen the horror around us with humour.

[Jhenryis1 0]

I'll give you props for the clever group name :)

[heretic (DayZ) 76]

I'll give you props for the clever group name :)

Many thanks. Wish I could truly claim credit for it.

But "Clan C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S." does have a certain "je ne sais quoi" to it, doesn't it?

[lordopeth 274]

Damn Im horny all of a sudden..

[puppetmaster11 229]

Damn Im horny all of a sudden..

I left a bottle of lotion in a high yield farm house just dont use your trigger hand. Snoogans :P

[t3sla 0]

[lordopeth 274]

Damn Im horny all of a sudden..

I left a bottle of lotion in a high yield farm house just dont use your trigger hand. Snoogans :P

Thanks dude.. \m/

[Superior 9]

ITT: Angry virgin nerds.

Who's angry? So summer.

[FaithLehaine 1]

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. is not offensive to women. As a woman' date=' I would expect most to find the other C word more offensive, however I don't because most people are perfect examples of said word and I like to use it. Often. For example, it's what I tend to shout rather loudly when I die in game.

Secondly, it's Red Dwarf. Who the fuck doesn't love a bit of Red Dwarf quotage?

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FaithLehaine. Thank you. You are a woman of impeccable taste. Should we ever meet in game, please allow me to treat you to a fine meal of cooked meat and Coke, Pepsi or Water (your choice) as we sit around a roaring campfire and laugh at the innumerable antics of the Red Dwarf crew, in an attempt to lessen the horror around us with humour.

Well thank you muchly, I will certainly take you up on that offer, so long as it's not UrineRecyc!

And if Clan C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S happens, can I nominate myself as first lady? Lol.