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DamnDelerious

Anus (anal cavity)

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I never check to see if stuff has been suggested I usually just throw my idea out here.

Give every player a 1-2 slot space that would represent our characters anal cavity. This was way we could hide things like handcuff keys, spark plugs, or any other tiny thing. The point would be so maybe if some one captures you you have a space they would have to kill you to search. Or maybe atleast risk getting sick if they check it without gloves and mask. Could make for interesting escapes. 

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BAHAHA!  If your character was an inmate before he should be able to boof a whole lot more.  Inmates have boofed cells phones and chargers, multi ounce baggies of rock cocaine, those push up safety razors you can buy at the hardware store (they wrap the blade in electrical tape then break it into little pieces once its in the facility.  A Riker's Island investigator showed me some vids/photos of what those tiny pieces of razors can do.  scary shit.  They use an MRI chair now.)

Homosexuals often boof stuff for entertainment.   They can get 20oz bottles up there.  You might want to ask for more slots.

And don't get me started on women, when they want to be they're part Kangaroo.

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I forgot to mention, if they implement your idea, there should be an achievement for a successful cavity search.

If you cursor over a survivor's butt with medical gloves equipped you get the option to perform a cavity search. 😬

Shitty idea..

hehe

 

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