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Mooseocalypse

I killed someone. I was so upset I wrote a song about it

By Mooseocalypse, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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Mooseocalypse    59

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The song is called "I'm a big fat emo pussy (No woman will ever love me)"

I can play my accoustic guitar (I know like 3 whole chords) while we all hold hands around the bandit campfire and cry and confess our deepest bandit feelings. I'll see if my mom can bring snacks.

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jimmy_rustlers    24

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Nah, too obvious. We need to do this at Survivor HQ board. Something like... I helped that guy but i was so angry because he saw my beans first and ate them! I'm so angry man! Yo stole mah beans! Yo broke the rules! You need to die!!! :D

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