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cmeng12@jcu.edu

A whole New DayZ

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Me:

I can show you a world
dark and grayscale, doomy
tell me, Bambi, now when did
you last shoot someone on sight?

I can open your eyes,
take you village by village
Looting ci-ty by city
'till a ladder ruins your night!

A whole new paatch,
A new bug toooo kiill you,
No one to tell us: 'yo, loot is a go'
or say check out the outhouse


Bambi:
A whole new patch
any thing can happen now
but when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
that going down I'll probably take my last bow..
(Me: Now I'm in a whole new patch, with youuu)

Bambi:
A whole new patch
Unbelievable bugs
Indescribable Loot tables
Searching, probing, and moving
through an endless loot 'splosion

Bambi:
A whole new patch
(Me: don't you dare pull that gun)
Bambi:
No loot here - it's all over there,
(Me: pull that gun, you meet your maker)

Bambi:
I'm like a Loot-hungry whore
One loot 'splosion more
can't go back to the coastal warm air

(Me: A whole new Patch)
Bambi:
Every building is empty

Me: We can try giving novo a go
Bambi: (internally) "I really like this guy's M4"
Both: I'll make the first shot,
aim for a so-oft spot,
Then I'll share this whole new patch with me.

Me: A whole new patch
Bambi: A whole new patch
Me: That's Where I'll be
Bambi: That's where you'll be
Me: A thrilling trip
Bambi: back to balota's strip
Me: for Me and Me.

 

Music video, anyone? B)  :beans:

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I'm not sure whether to put in the effort to try to sing along with this and see if it's any good or envision myself head shotting you while you sing it. Maybe I'll run through Elektro singing it and see what sort of feedback I get. :)

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I agree with Death, I'm not sure how I should feel about this, but it was entertaining at least.

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Gave a bambi a lullaby earlier this evening, and it made me thinking about the above. Kinda impromptu'ed it on the spot. :D

 

We had played together for a couple hours, and he ended up acting kind of sketchy. Had to do the dirty.

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love it. sang it outloud and got weird looks from my family. 

 

dayz the musical!!!

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I was just type-singing this yesterday in the server I play on. Some random told me this wasn't Aladdin's world...seems he was wrong.

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