everything i know about survival i learned from Dayz

[anarky321 36]

have you ever thought how ridiculous you'd look if you went about real survival in a Dayz fashion

 

i was running around with a cowboy hat on and a fire extinguisher on my back and i saw a bag of rice and i just jump on it and i stuff the whole bag into my mouth raw because everyone knows a bag of rice is like a godsend... i mean its a joke lol....sprinting from house to house just to find a can of beans so you don't pass out...its just funny if you think about it

Edited April 6, 2015 by anarky321

[sachad 1016]

Every time I see the cans of peaches I keep in my pantry, I smile a little.

[HarryPotter (DayZ) 172]

I quite often eat a whole bag of raw rice (tasty)

[Wookieenoob 191]

have you ever thought how ridiculous you'd look if you went about real survival in a Dayz fashion

 

i was running around with a cowboy hat on and a fire extinguisher on my back and i saw a bag of rice and i just jump on it and i stuff the whole bag into my mouth raw because everyone knows a bag of rice is like a godsend... i mean its a joke lol....sprinting from house to house just to find a can of beans so you don't pass out...its just funny if you think about it

 

irl when i walk through crowds i push people around like i'm playing assassin's creed

[Funkmaster Rick 373]

I think it's a pretty good simulation of real-life survival. When I get hungry, I take my fire-axe down to the grocery store and murder everyone. Then I spend fifteen minutes figuring out how to fix a dozen pineapples into my hoodie. I break my legs and die from infection while trying to climb up ladders all the time, man.

[WilliamTheConqueror 81]

irl when i walk through crowds i push people around like i'm playing assassin's creed

Thats not roleplaying, thats just rude.