Tactical Underpants; Garters?

[emuthreat 2839]

I've taken to carrying a set of brass knuckles in my pants or shirt, in case of a robbery.  I can ostensibly comply and throw down my weapons and bags/vest, while equipping the hard-to-notice brass knuckles to later turn the tables on my captor(s).  One big problem with this defense strategy is that they could order me to take off my clothes before I can change the knuckles' inventory status to "held in hands".  It would be a great help if the developers could add a clothing item that cannot be removed after being worn, unless ruined or replaced with a similar item.  Come on, who is gonna want to steal some dudes nasty old post-apocalyptic underwear?  Two slots would be enough for handcuff keys and the knuckles, or a derringer.  I've still never managed to get any good use out of the derringer; way too puny to use against the current (teleporting) zombies, and practically suicidal to approach another player with.  Imagine getting handcuffed and strip-searched, only to pull a concealed pistol out of your underpants and headshot both of the now-complacent bandits as they rummage through your strip-searched survivor's stuff.

[5mirkeh 98]

Well, I always try and find myself a decent concealed weapon every time I respawn for that kinda occasion, The derringer has always been one alongside either the telescoping baton or brass knuckles as you do

 

but I never seem to reach the point where people get the jump on me Q_Q