VentFox 26 Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) I have a story for you all, of me and my friend Jack on a public RP server.We started a new life in different towns, me in Berezino and Jack in Kamyshovo. There he met 2 freshly spawned players and began to "Preach" our new religion to them. The religion is set on the sole purpose of worshiping the booty, its started out as a joke and turned into a running thing we do. The two freshspawns listened to him and started following him around as he told them about the religion. As I listened to him (we were on skype at the time) I started telling him to bring them to the 2 houses on the South-Eastern corner of Chernarus, which is where we were gonna meet anyways. He eventually just started spouting a load of random bullshit but it was fun to listen to. The freshspawns continued to follow his lead. I arrived at the house first and tried to look for sticks to build a fire. That's when I noticed I was very close to starving, and I had a very terrible Idea. We make a sacrifice. I told Jack the plan and he agreed so when we got the freshies to the house we all went inside, and took a seat. Jack proceeded to preach some more as I got ready to execute one of the followers on his mark. the code words: Booty Bless. On hearing those words I put a round into the follower next to me. The second follower, Adam I believe his name was, looked confused and started babbling about how we killed him. But we assured him that this was necessary, and He calmed down. I brought out a knife and began carving the body to eat, but the man was diseased and we couldn't salvage any edible meat. (The Game glitched and wouldn't let us skin him >:c) So, over mic, I told Jack the meat was unclean and we would need to try again. Adam didn't seem to catch that and we started chanting around the body with our hands raised. and again, on Jack's signal, I pulled my gun and executed Adam. His meat was more than suitable for consumption. So we gave a quick "Booty Bless" and went outside to start the fire.Me and Jack were just going crazy about how this whole thing went. We weren't expecting it to actually work that way. So as we waited for the meat to cook and discussed how our religion had quickly turned into a cult, I noticed another fresh spawn creeping up towards the house we did the sacrifices in. I quickly told jack an we started moving in to investigate. Jack went ahead of me and tried to get the freshspawns attention when I noticed another Well- Geared player behind Jack. I immediately told him and made my first mistake, I ran up to the armed player from the side. My second mistake, was trying to hold him up instead of shooting him straight off for having his weapon drawn. He turned around without saying a word and shot me with a mp-133. I managed to get a few hits on him with my repeater but he downed me quickly with the shotgun. Then he killed Jack. From the death screen we could hear the two players talking to each other, and it turns out that the Freshspawn was Adam. He got lucky and spawned close by us and also managed to find an armed player who agreed to help him hunt us.What we did was a blatant act of banditry which is something I don't normally do, but on occasion I like ot change things up. We had fun doing it and that's all we cared about. So to the man with the MP-133, congrats. You successfully hunted and killed two Cultists. And to Adam, Even though the server didn't state it, you broke New Life Rule by coming back. Nonetheless Thanks for giving us one of our best encounters in standalone. Edited December 22, 2014 by DannytheScoot 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWizard14 372 Posted December 22, 2014 ROFL beanz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted December 22, 2014 And thus, yea, and verily, dideth the lord sayeth, "Booty Bless". And loe! It was good. Amen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Minion 943 Posted December 22, 2014 What we did was a blatant act of banditry which is something I don't normally do,Religious fanatism changes people and all too often it's their morality that dies first. Maybe hiding behind rites, magic or supernatural entities makes them feel save to commit heinous acts.Though if you want to found a cult that is supposed to spread it might be a good idea to actually make it benefitial for the majority of its followers. Not to mention that the consumption of your own followers has a negative effect on the number of your followers (duh). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VentFox 26 Posted December 22, 2014 Though if you want to found a cult that is supposed to spread it might be a good idea to actually make it benefitial for the majority of its followers. Not to mention that the consumption of your own followers has a negative effect on the number of your followers (duh).I know XD and I'll remember that next time we go about spreading this. The main and probably only reason we went this direction with it this time was because we were both about to die of starvation. But we were hunted by one of the ones we killed before the meat was even finished cooking. Karma at it's finest.Overall I'll remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruiseashimself 56 Posted December 22, 2014 I love the booty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VentFox 26 Posted December 23, 2014 I love the booty!And the Booty loves you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
