McWendy 675 Posted December 18, 2014 So here i was minding my own business. Trying to cope as a fresh coastal spawn near the desert town called Kamyshovo. Looking for food and any weapon, finding none....So i made my way inland through the thick forest hoping to find some gear at other places. I came across a shed in the woods. Luckily it contained at least some items. A pitchfork, woll coat and a helmet... damn no eatable items yet. At this point my thirst and food are getting the better of me so i start to make haste ,and as its supposed to be, take less care of my surrounding, because death is upon me. I run through the forest and suddenly i hear more then my own footsteps. I stand still to listen and get hit in the head by a sledgehammer. Blood gushes everywhere. I raise my pitchfork and turn to my agressor. I see not one but 2 guys, one thought comes to mind; slow ass pitchfork vs 2 armed guys conclusion; RUN!!Now we start running for 5 minutes through the woods while one of the guys starts yelling at me; (with a voice like Borat)Stop we will kill you, stand still gdam*it!! Stop wasting our time. All i could do was run, zigzag, dodge and try and not to piss myself over his Borat soundalike. I hear melee mishits everywhere trying to shake them off using the cover of the bushes. I almost lost them, could hear Borat going crazy; You cannot hide from us!!And the died of bleedout..This was the most hilarious thing ever for me in Dayz! ;) Thx Borat! Or whoever you are it was funny as hell. Tl;dr Got chased by a guy (and friend) who sounded like Borat for over 5 minutes. Imagine him yelling things with a Borat voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted December 18, 2014 Wah wah wee wah! Great success! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHermit (DayZ) 22 Posted December 18, 2014 haha... It is always a little weird finding people in the forest. Just when you thought it was safe to get off the coast :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McWendy 675 Posted December 18, 2014 haha... It is always a little weird finding people in the forest. Just when you thought it was safe to get off the coast :DYeah it was a big surprise meeting them there. I guess you should have been there to appreciate the Borat voice. Hilarious. :) Stop i kill you! Thinking about it makes me laugh even now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbell-x 25 Posted December 20, 2014 The short funny experiences in the game make you come back :D Had many a night full of laughs! ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
o5pr3y (DayZ) 77 Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) I tend to do that voice a lot when I feel like messing with players. I never ran at someone with a sledgehammer though, so this definitely wasn't me.I did recently chase a guy with a few friends, who was shooting new spawns on the coast though.All the while shouting in his voice as we tried in vain to beat him with our fists. Edited December 27, 2014 by o5pr3y Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
