Goofy little YOLOer

[barnabus 1708]

So I am running around looking for something to eat when behind me I hear that swinging noise.  It's a freshie and he is after me and what little I have.  I happen to not have a melee weapon but I do have an MP-133 with six slugs so I shoot him three times, twice in the chest once in the legs (MP-133 not so good), his legs are broke so I figure I'll leave it at that, hopefully I ruined his shirt so he won't be able to make a splint or a bandage.  I leave him alive but broken and bleeding in the bushes by the road.

 

I go into the house just up the road and lock the door behind me to check the house out.  There is food!  Excellent since I am at orange hungry.  So I eat, then I hear a banging on my door.  Low and behold it's a freshie.  He asks me not to shoot him (hmm, it was raining pretty hard, how did he know I had a weapon?) and asks for love for a fresh spawn.  I tell him to piss off.  I am pretty sure it is the same guy because now he isn't wearing a shirt and it seems like the YOLO Modus Operandi is to try to attack and if that fails to try to lull you into a sense of security and attack you later.  Not 100 % sure but sure enough, at least in the high eighth percentile. 

 

The lesson I learned is that I should have shot him in the back of the head after I broke his legs, then I could have been 100% sure it wasn't the same guy..

 

Anyway, happy maintenance day everyone!!

Edited December 10, 2014 by Barnabus

[blacklabel79 949]

Shoot their legs..Bandage them. Place 10% can 100 meter down the road. Find savespot and observe.