jubeidok 495 Posted November 13, 2014 I ate a green pepper that I had found sitting on a dirty old toilet seat and I didn't take the time to wash it off first either. Ewwwwwww. Sure hope pepto makes it way into the game. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lmstr 11 Posted November 13, 2014 Well I suspect we'll be hearing some great stories about what people are eating on experimental....much worse then a bacteria laden pepper...probably a boost after all that anti-bacterial purell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherious 907 Posted November 13, 2014 Well I suspect we'll be hearing some great stories about what people are eating on experimental....much worse then a bacteria laden pepper...probably a boost after all that anti-bacterial purellI just ate a magazine of .22, and a Axe to the face on experimental like 10 minutes ago....then I uninstalled it. xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias winfro 305 Posted November 13, 2014 I ate a green pepper that I had found sitting on a dirty old toilet seat and I didn't take the time to wash it off first either. Ewwwwwww. Sure hope pepto makes it way into the game.Fuck the pepto my friend you need some Listerine or orbits gum to take care of that dirty mouth of yours 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted November 13, 2014 That's how ebola spreads you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadAsh (DayZ) 1513 Posted November 13, 2014 I just ate a magazine of .22, and a Axe to the face on experimental like 10 minutes ago....then I uninstalled it. xD Did that happen in the highrises on the outskirts of Novod? And did you have a shotgun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherious 907 Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Did that happen in the highrises on the outskirts of Novod? And did you have a shotgun?Nope. Was in Gorka, in a cabin when a guy came out of nowhere (he didn't even see me although don't know how) and so I said "Hey!" but I then ran outside due to him charging me with his axe. Then I was calling out to him to put his axe down, unfortunately he came at me shot me up, caused a fracture, and heavy bleeding so I ran to the road trying to get my longhorn out. None-the-less after 3-4 shots to his body, he did not die, and I fell over dead. Also, I hate Steam Overlay sometimes...caused me to get hit by his axe more... Edited November 13, 2014 by DJ SGTHornet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 13, 2014 Sometimes its better to not eat an item. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadAsh (DayZ) 1513 Posted November 13, 2014 Nope. Was in Gorka, in a cabin when a guy came out of nowhere (he didn't even see me although don't know how) and so I said "Hey!" but I then ran outside due to him charging me with his axe. Then I was calling out to him to put his axe down, unfortunately he came at me shot me up, caused a fracture, and heavy bleeding so I ran to the road trying to get my longhorn out. None-the-less after 3-4 shots to his body, he did not die, and I fell over dead. Also, I hate Steam Overlay sometimes...caused me to get hit by his axe more... Ah. I did empty a 30 shot sporter mag into a player in Novod who ambushed me with his shotgun. He had probably heard me eat nearby, and stood in the doorway pointing at the stairs, when I came out from a room right next to me. We both fired simultaneously. I broke my legs, but I kept firing and I definitely broke his legs, while keeping up fire I changed the aim to his head, but I ended up dying after a couple of more shots, and am unsure whether he survived it. It would have been nice to hear that I actually killed him as well. I respawned in Berezino and the server restarted 5 mins later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jubeidok 495 Posted November 13, 2014 Fuck the pepto my friend you need some Listerine or orbits gum to take care of that dirty mouth of yours Ha, ya I suppose you are right. Where's Antonio Banderas when you need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias winfro 305 Posted November 13, 2014 On a side note, was that toilet in a jail building? The reason I ask is I recently had a family member who was in Leavenworth prison and he said for 11 years there was one toilet in each block that was never used because those were the ones they used to make their "toilet wine". So hopefully you ate from the clean toilet....just food for thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted November 13, 2014 Well, today I ate another man's zucchini and had a banana thrown at me. Don't feel bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jubeidok 495 Posted November 13, 2014 On a side note, was that toilet in a jail building? The reason I ask is I recently had a family member who was in Leavenworth prison and he said for 11 years there was one toilet in each block that was never used because those were the ones they used to make their "toilet wine". So hopefully you ate from the clean toilet....just food for thought =) No, I think the last person that used this toilet had a wicked spot of food poisoning. Hmmm, not feeling too good. Maybe it's my turn to soil a seat. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
