Guest appearance before my next forum ban aka Return of the 'sack'

[mooky32 308]

Sup boys and girls and fellow Dayz fans, critics and bent shots (attempt at equality there)

Balanced post here to counter the 'Dayz self defence force' who would shout the game's praises even if it was proven to be a source of impotency (limpdickitis to give it the proper medical name).

Things I love: The 3 bum chums (me Itch and Northern Irish Guy) wandering the map like minstrels of old dispensing soothing melodies to tired heads via ye old 7.62. The feeling of freedom we have in being complete and utter wankers to 99% of people we meet and the joy of mercy when the 1% are sent on their way with food and supplies (admittedly to be sniped at 300m but still).

This game can be as satisfying as pissing in the shower when it's on form and the stars are in alignment. A sheer joy and yet.....

The not so good: I am going to be constructive and concentrate on a few points cause shock horror I understand we have a game in development here and am not overly critical on reflection.

Those utter bell ends we suffer in the form of hackers. The 3 best dayz players known to man got hit yesterday. We had dragged ourselves to the NW airfield torturously slowly, hit a few dead ends and not listened to other players we met (basically the Dayz developer method). Arrived, got gear hacked by some teenage spunk junky and shot thereafter. God please no, they are becoming way more common, be like the mod soon.

Forget adding in new hats and door opening sounds, sort the network code and in particular the 59 second countdown followed by 'waiting for host' That's about irritating watching snooker on a black and white telly. Come on lads sort it out, this fault is common place amongst many players , different rigs and conditions and same thing, so it's not us.

Random death bs, a bit less thanks devs!

Yup that's! It's in development I know , so don't use the old line defenders of the faith! Just sort some fundamentals and make Mooky happy again. As a pillar of the community and hero to many my personal happiness could make or break this game.

Love and respect to my followers and if you don't like it - UP YOURS!!

[Max Planck 7174]

The developers are aware of the hacking issue and working on it.

If you think you know of a so far undiscovered hack/cheat/glitch, please alert a member of the forum team via PM.

Edited October 12, 2014 by Max Planck