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Shrub Rocketeer ™ as many have read is a devout defender of pigs. Well, I wanted to share my experience with the pork.

 

First - are there both pigs and boars? Or are they the same thing?

 

Anyway, I found myself a nice fat boar while adventuring today. Real juicy looking. I figured, I'm cold and starving, I must survive! So I shot it and harvested my bounty.

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Then I was cold and damp and the text was red claiming I was cold and shaking. I figure, what better way to warm myself up than fire up my camp fire kit and cook some nice pork steaks? Ok, so one of the burned a little (it's tricky to wait there for 10 minutes and then have literally a 5 second window where they turn to cooked and then quickly to burnt, very tricky) but the others are going to be REALLY tasty I'm sure.

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Shrub Rocketeer ™ if you'd like any of this fine culinary delight that I've prepared off this pig carcass, you're more than welcome to it and I'd be happy to share! I know some cultures don't eat pork but a man has to survive in this post apocalyptic world one way or another. I just wish I could figure out how to make bacon... mmm... bacon... not Tactical Bacon, I want the real thing!

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Shrub is gonna find you.....poor pig

 

on the other hand bacon is quite tasty

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yes is vary interest for me tankyou for share but is maybe posibel we can met in the game plese? i ned to lern about hunt and mayke barbaques and stay warm from the cold we can be frends mayke a tem and go for adveture only you and me inside forest? make a pm plese

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yes is vary interest for me tankyou for share but is maybe posibel we can met in the game plese? i ned to lern about hunt and mayke barbaques and stay warm from the cold we can be frends mayke a tem and go for adveture only you and me inside forest? make a pm plese

 

I ran google translate on this and it came out as, "Boy, you've got a pretty mouth."

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