Tell me about your funny experiences in dayZ.

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I haven't had too many other then the time I chased a freshspawn squeeker from Svet to Berezino saying "Let's go on an adventure buddy! Best friends forever!"

 

A Russian bandit squad killed us once we made it into Berezino.

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His reaction was somewhat priceless to me forcing friendship upon him.

[Camisado2 83]

Me and my friend ran into this guy.

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