Another DayZ in paradise

[Destructo_Brat 45]

Waves frantically....

 

 

Ok im new. im happy go lucky. Sure ive moaned a lil about fools who shoot first and ask your corpse questions.. " You coulda been friendly.. " "You coulda stopped and talked" (Seriously. Like its going to answer. Gimme a break)

 

I have however had a funny experience I feel I HAVE to share...

 

So.

Im creeping through Berezino and gathering (Need to survive) Goodies.

Food(Check) Drinks (Check) Weapons. (Check) Mosin (NO scope)  1 clip of ammo. SKS (NO scope) 30 rounds. An Axe and a basic backpack. Food/drink and 2 bandages.

Bring on the zombies.. LOL

 

I meet 3 guys in the police station we chat and go about surviving..

So im looking basically for scopes. 1 or more. (MORE is always good)

And run into a zombie.

Kill it and run into a house to bandage.

 

Mid bandage a hopper comes through a window and whomps me. WTH did that come from...???

I hack at it but to no avail...

So I set of running. Turn corner And run into another... The noise attracts another..

OMG where did they all come from...?

 

So I start zigzagging round town to try to loose them  

But my screen flashes that my arm is broken. Im bleeding and in pain..

 

So im thinking on the run.... And My Gameplan is.. The tech building. Get high get safe get a bandage eat and rethink.

 

In my dash for safety. And trust me I zigged and zagged through as many gardens/homes/buildings as I could. NOT loosing zombies but somehow attracting them as I go.

 

I run into a random Avatar...

 

"Stop or i'll shoot" He says.

( By this time I think I have 3 mb 4 or 5 I didn't stop to count chasing me)

 

I cant stop to bandage so stopping to type is a  NO brainer)

So I run past him. I DID on purpose hoping  A. he would help.. Or B. They would forget me and eat him.

a fountain of blood trailing from me as I pass running headlong..

Im thinking.. IF he sees them. OR they see HIM.

BOTH will get the seriousness of the situation...

 

But no.

 

This moron proceeds to chase me as I duck in and out of gardens and round walls and trees as I head to the tech building yelling " Stop running or im gonna shoot"

 

Apart from safety the first thing that occurs to me is. Is he Brain dead.... Doesn't he SEE or even HEAR them.?

They are grunting and croaking and moaning like im fine dining and they are guests of honour.

 

Ducking behind a wall I now have a broken arm. My screen is grey and blurred im panting like im about to lapse into cardiac arrest. so I give up...

I stop.

This idiot runs round me a couple of times. He stops.. And Shoots me. I fall unconscious.

He mumbles.. " I gave you a chance to stop."

And he starts going through my pack.

 

Im ready to quit and respawn.

 

When suddenly I hear the zombie train I was running from. Find HIM.

NOT because we ran.

But Because he fired warning shots followed by him shooting me.

So they homed in on him.. And They Dine Alla Dumbass

 

whomp chomp grunt groan chomp whomp. ( YES I heard lol )

 

Im not sure but.

 

IF by a random chance your actually reading this.. (Chaser) Sorry dude. I was close to death and fleeing for my life.

 

The moral of this maybe..

NOT everyone you see running is an enemy. They may NOT be scared of YOUR brave ass.

But IF you see some unarmed freshie running in and out of town like his life depended on it.....

 

Chances are. it DOES.. So look behind you. Because it maybe YOUR life too.

The good lord gave you two eyes two ears. and 1 trigger finger... Use them in THAT proportion

 

Lol

 

 

Have a Great DayZ

Edited September 14, 2014 by Destructo_Brat

[Parazight 1599]

The REAL moral of the story is:

Stop and kill the zombie.

Or just maybe the really real moral of the story is:

Buy a microphone so you can talk to someone when you have to.

[Cpanther 221]

The REAL moral of the story is:

Stop and kill the zombie.

Or just maybe the really real moral of the story is:

Buy a microphone so you can talk to someone when you have to.

Yeah, and use the microphone to beat the crap out of that dude...i recommend something like this ;

 

[Destructo_Brat 45]

The REAL moral of the story is:

Stop and kill the zombie.

Or just maybe the really real moral of the story is:

Buy a microphone so you can talk to someone when you have to.

LOL

 

Good thinking.

And It IS on my mustdo list.

But since im new at this I generally type. But Point taken. :)

At first I didn't want to shoot. Bc the noise attracts more.

And more is always a bad thing.

I DID try hacking the hopper but those buggers are a pain in the ASS to hit.

In Hindsight (Which in every hindsight situation) Occurred to me AFTER I had a Zombie conga going....

Shooting would have been a better option. lol

 

But I'd lost them before and figured I could do it again if I could get out of its reach.

Running into Capt numpty wasn't part of the plan.

 

Oh well.

Another DayZ Another hard knock lesson learnt.

NOT a moan. I just thought it a funny series of events.

 

Payday is coming. And iv'e seen a decent Mic. Yesss 

 

Suns up and its gonna be a glorious DayZ

[Destructo_Brat 45]

Yeah, and use the microphone to beat the crap out of that dude...i recommend something like this ;

 

 

Cool where can I buy me of those... lol