Too hard to find sniper rifles WOW

[despair (DayZ) 9]

i want to snipe people so im trying to find the DMR (or other sniper rifles, not cz550) so i go to the barracks and just server hop until i find the DMR. i must of changed servers 15 times and NOT ONCE did any sniper rifle spawn. wow how am i supposed to be a bandit and snipe if sniper rifles never spawn wowwowowow

[mcslaughter 14]

This is a stupid thread.

[CrimsonBlade 2]

I"m not a bandit and I can"t stop laughing.....

[xX_fr0st-w0lf_Xx (DayZ) 343]

thread is good made me laugh thanks op

[SystemiK 366]

That was a pretty awful attempt at forum trollololing.....bring your A game next time.

[SLASH-7 27]

wowwowowow

[Tuggo 25]

0/10

would not read again.

[Bower 4]

Who remembers when trolls put in some effort?

Shame on you sir.

[beavaroo 90]

If you ever do manage to find one, the following procedure will virtually guarantee a one-shot kill:

1. Find outhouse.

2. Enter outhouse.

3. Take a seat.

4. Kick off one shoe.

5. Position weapon between knees with butt on floor.

6. Place muzzle in mouth.

7. Pull trigger with big toe.

99.9% effective.