Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted July 31, 2014 I am VARY SORRY for try shot you in the face today I was hide in the shop to write a note for my frend but I see you run in the shop front doors vary fast and I was think 'uh oh is m4 bandit?' and I do fast switch the SKS and do shot and I was aim for the face but I was miss then you going prone I was realise you don't have gun so I was type in direct 'sorry I was think you are bandit' becase my mic is broke but you running away from fear I was follow you to the green house and you seeing me I was type again 'sorry for shot you' but you do maximum sprint in direction of NE airport so I think you don't read message I type again 'hey I am frend I kill the zombie for you IT WAS SAD MISTAK TO SHOT YOU' but you were continue to do the sprint across field vary fast no look back I think you were scare because maybe I am killer. you was first player I seeing for 2 hours playing and my adrenalin was coming too strong and instinct TAKING OVER MY BRAIN so I doing fast reaction attack but I AM HAPPY I WAS MISS YOUR FACE because I think you are good person I was wait in the bush and watch you running to the military house and I was keep my gun ready if bandit coming I will shot them to halp you escape but you never come out from the military house so I don't know if you log out for calm down or if you were hide from me because if I am you and I don't see the message what I am write in direct I am thinking 'hmmm this is a bad person KILLER' but I am not a bad person killer I was just afraid like you and did a panic 16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maninthewall 470 Posted July 31, 2014 I love you man!dont we allhe reminds me of someone from the battlelog forums 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gqren 49 Posted July 31, 2014 Again, another epic story. Thanks man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
automatic9 22 Posted July 31, 2014 I came for the broken English, but now that I can decipher it I like reading what he writes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted July 31, 2014 This guy, man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasich40 3 Posted July 31, 2014 This is my first post ever...although I have been playing DayZ for about 3 weeks now. I finally made an account just so I could post & tell the OP -- I've read many of your posts and this game & forum need more people like YOU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted July 31, 2014 Any time Shrub Rocketeer ™ posts I get short on breath, because for whatever reason when I read I sometime time breaths where periods and normal conversation would allow it. With Shrub Rocketeer ™'s posts it's all one big giant run on sentence and by the time I'm done with it I'm about to pass out from not breathing and laughing at the same time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zed's Dead 67 Posted July 31, 2014 I wish i could find shrub in the game. He would be the best dayz friend. But dont kill a pig in front of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tobias winfro 305 Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Dayz need more guys like this, you have my beans sir. Was having a shitty day at work and then I read this post. Thank you for the hilarious story and keep the stories coming. My coworkers think I'm nutty because I can't stop laughing at your post. Edited July 31, 2014 by Tobias Winfro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted July 31, 2014 This is my first post ever...although I have been playing DayZ for about 3 weeks now. I finally made an account just so I could post & tell the OP -- I've read many of your posts and this game & forum need more people like YOU. welcome to the dayz forums it is vary friendly place with many nice persons coming here and everyone maybe is not like the best frend but we a;l coming here baecause WE LOVE DAYZ and this make us like the brothers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted August 1, 2014 Any time Shrub Rocketeer ™ posts I get short on breath, because for whatever reason when I read I sometime time breaths where periods and normal conversation would allow it. With Shrub Rocketeer ™'s posts it's all one big giant run on sentence and by the time I'm done with it I'm about to pass out from not breathing and laughing at the same time... Follow this topic to get notifications on it's posts No. Follow this person to get notifications on their posts! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fear The Amish 40 Posted August 1, 2014 I am VARY SORRY for try shot you in the face today I was hide in the shop to write a note for my frend but I see you run in the shop front doors vary fast and I was think 'uh oh is m4 bandit?' and I do fast switch the SKS and do shot and I was aim for the face but I was miss then you going prone I was realise you don't have gun so I was type in direct 'sorry I was think you are bandit' becase my mic is broke but you running away from fear I was follow you to the green house and you seeing me I was type again 'sorry for shot you' but you do maximum sprint in direction of NE airport so I think you don't read message I type again 'hey I am frend I kill the zombie for you IT WAS SAD MISTAK TO SHOT YOU' but you were continue to do the sprint across field vary fast no look back I think you were scare because maybe I am killer. you was first player I seeing for 2 hours playing and my adrenalin was coming too strong and instinct TAKING OVER MY BRAIN so I doing fast reaction attack but I AM HAPPY I WAS MISS YOUR FACE because I think you are good person I was wait in the bush and watch you running to the military house and I was keep my gun ready if bandit coming I will shot them to halp you escape but you never come out from the military house so I don't know if you log out for calm down or if you were hide from me because if I am you and I don't see the message what I am write in direct I am thinking 'hmmm this is a bad person KILLER' but I am not a bad person killer I was just afraid like you and did a panic Keep fighting the good fight sir, you are not alone. Since MOD i have been doing what i like to call Guardian Angel runs. Pick a new spawn and follow them from a distance and protect them from enemies. Most of the times they never know i am there but occasionally i have to take out a bandit/KOS, and while it usually scares them its for the best. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted August 1, 2014 Keep fighting the good fight sir, you are not alone. Since MOD i have been doing what i like to call Guardian Angel runs. Pick a new spawn and follow them from a distance and protect them from enemies. Most of the times they never know i am there but occasionally i have to take out a bandit/KOS, and while it usually scares them its for the best. this is vary good plan for me I am try today because I have new AKM from my frend Serb 8 what he giving me for present so I will use for good purpose and protect innocents but where is best place for find frash spawn where is many bandits coming? and where is good place to hide si is good for see them and do protect BUT THEY DONT SEEING YOU? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted August 1, 2014 ONLY in DayZ will you get forum posts titled like this ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) where is best place for find frash spawn where is many bandits coming? and where is good place to hide si is good for see them and do protect BUT THEY DONT SEEING YOU? Svetlojarsk is probably the easiest place to find a mixture of frash spawns and bandits. But the problem is, they are difficult to track as they move through the town if you are to remain hidden yourself. Your mission is not an easy one. Edited August 1, 2014 by Pillock 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fear The Amish 40 Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) this is vary good plan for me I am try today because I have new AKM from my frend Serb 8 what he giving me for present so I will use for good purpose and protect innocents but where is best place for find frash spawn where is many bandits coming? and where is good place to hide si is good for see them and do protect BUT THEY DONT SEEING YOU?I prefer Sniper hill south of berezino. It works well because you can see most of the area and if they leave stay in cover while following them. Also any buildings with accessable roofs works well for covering a town. Fun one to do is go into any large town and find a good sniper position with cover and just observe. Wait for bandit activity and smite them like they were ants and you are the boot. Like i said it isn't the easy route you are taking it is by far the most difficult playstyle in the game. But remember you are not alone if you ever get your headset/mic working check out CQF we do the same thing. Edited August 1, 2014 by Fear The Amish 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
